coontastic

1. A person, place, or action that from a distance don't look urban related, or at the most seem slightly urban affiliated but close up are more ghetto than a malt liquor store. Not to be confused with wiggers, posers, or any other word for people who are obviously not from a lower class upbringing. i.e. The caucasian you know who says nigga freely with no consequence or hesitation because he comes from a black family or has his stripes and straight up doesn't give a fuck like most hood niggas.

2. Also used in a dergatory sense to people who used to be at least somewhat ghetto but have come up in the world. Yet they still try their hardest to maintain they are still "Hood" for absolutley no reason at all.

1. Bobby: "Whats good my niggs...I'm about to cop a dutch and steal the cable from dude downstairs...you down my nigga?"
Tyreke: "Yeah i got you man....damn Bobby...if we didn't grow up in the same hood id swear you were black or something over the phone..your so coontastic."

Bobby: "Real talk nigga...I'm black by popular demand...you smell me? I just doos what i does. Some people think i'm puerto rican or something"

2. Leroy: "Nigga i'm G'd Up from the Feet Up. I'm straight hood all day everyday."
Riley: "We've lived in the hills for over 8 years and we went to catholic school. You speak better than the teachers in our old neighborhood. Stop being Coontastic. Your not impressing anyone."

by Kamau A. November 25, 2007

chintastic

An adjective used to describe something incredibly good concerning chins and/or clefts.

Person A: Wow nice chin!
Person B: Thanks! I personally would call it chintastic!

by Kenny Meriweather Scrumpleton January 7, 2005

coontastic

When you look out on your porch and see 4 or more raccoons eating your pet food.

Honey come look, it's coontastic.

by trekguy75 November 10, 2010

coontastic

Something great in a non-caucasian way. (Corruption of fantastic).

"The Asian Dub Foundation are Coontastic" - MC BNP.

by Ian Chode May 23, 2003

Cuntastic

cun-tas-tik

-adjective

Related Forms

Cuntasticlity-noun

1. Wonderfully irritated.

2. Ill towards others do to being a cunt/bitch with something to prove.

- Normally female rookie police officers with no real crime to fight, fill the need to pursue law abiding citizens, make up events, and circumvent procedures to fuck up their lives.

Officer whore was very cuntastic when she charged three motorcyclist with reckless driving purely off witness statements such as the non driving cunt that failed to check her mirrors prior to changing lanes, causing a collision with the third motorcyclist.

by FriendlyMotorcyclist June 20, 2012

Centristicate

Someone, whose political compass results come out within three degrees of the centre, who considers their political compass results the height of social sophistication.

Egbert has become such a centristicate since he discovered the alternative media circuits on YouTube.

by coit105 April 28, 2019

cuntstick

a ciggarett is placed into the vagina and lit the femal smokes the tabacco through her cunt

hey jessi you wanna go around the corner and do a cuntstick

by bittybuddy September 13, 2010