the john cena

when youre getting a blow job, you blow your load in the bitches eyes and yell "you can't see me!"

josh cube: yo bro, i gave that bitch a wicked the john cena
chavo guerrero: yea, but she was total emobese.. and four

by Shit-face June 29, 2008

Ceona

Ceona is the best friend you will ever meet. You could ask anything of her and will expect nothing in return. Her favorite color is orange and she loves horses, chickens, and cats. Her heritage goes back to about the years 1430-1530. She is extremely powerful and cannot be consumed by power.

"Oh my gosh! she is so smart that she must be a Ceona.

by urbandictionary@ud January 22, 2018

Celiac Disease

A really shitty auto-immune disorder that comes about from an intolerance of gluten (wheat, barley, rye, spelt, teff, buckwheat, quinoa, etc.) and makes you have to cook everything you eat. It also means you can't have pizza, ramen noodles, or easy mac, which is what most people live off of.

Some Celiacs can't have soy or milk either. So basically they can't eat anything. It's a blast.

Celiac Disease is WIDELY misdiagnosed. Most people who have it suffer an average of 9 years before some stupid doctor finally realizes what's wrong with them.

A person with Celiac Disease cannot eat pizza, which is obviously a tragic thing.

by Ashley the Celiac November 17, 2006

celena

1.Greek Mythological godess of the moon.
2. Greatest daughter a parent could have.
Excellent artist and mathmatician.

Celena is the best kid in the world!!!!!!!

by Jewel the Magnificent January 20, 2005

celia

A beutiful woman with very bad luck

She looks like a Celia

by Badu February 25, 2005

Celiac

Sucks. Can't eat gluten cause your immune system's dumb and attacks itself when you eat it. Actually spelt Coeliac but no one remembers that.

Non celiac:' yummmm this gluten food is sooooo nice!'
Celiac:'ARGH GET YOUR SCUMMY GLUTEN FOOD AWAY FROM MEEE'
Non celiacs: ' oh ahahaha you can't even eat this?'
Celiac: 'nope I just have to buy SUPER EXPENSIVE gluten free food instead'
Non celiac:' hahaha sucks to be you, your such a celiac'
Celiac:' yep'

by Glutenfreeceliac September 5, 2019

CELtard

Someone who's so god damn retarded that they believe that anyone other than Alex Mashinsky was responsible for the implosion of the Celsius Network crypto ponzi scam. Their favorite conspiracy theories are that Celsius shareholder/creditor Simon Dixon or FTX/Sam Bankman-Fried did it. 🤡🚫🧠

CELtards are such morons that they actually BELIEVE that CEL tokens have intrinsic value even though the company is now defunct.

by Not_Otis_Davis 🍋🗜️💩💰 September 24, 2023