Jafa-Caking

When you get your partner to eat all the choclate and sponge off of a jafacake and leave the orange jelly circle..you then get 2 of these orange jelly circles and place them on the breasts of a women..you then eat them off...or if your some crazy mo fuka you can do this by yourslef if you are female..

Hayley: Jafa-Cake me...dont leave any orange jelly there though.

Louis: yup..this'll be fun...
............................

Louis: wtf...they're stuck

HALF AN HOUR L8ER...

Louis:*slurp* All done...never thought Jafa-Caking could be soo much fun :).

by Louis&Hayley :) February 15, 2009

Greasy Sausage Casing

The greasy, shiny, filthy condition of a condom after engaging in anal sex with a woman with a dirty ass.

Frank loves having anal sex with his girlfriend Norma. However, he dislikes the Greasy Sausage Casing he gets because of Norma's muddy playing conditions.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009

caging

When a couple or couples remove their clothing not to have sex, but to make-out whilst a movie starring Nicholas Cage is playing on the TV.

-Did you get it in last night?
-Nah man. We were just caging.

by KingOfCage December 27, 2011

Catigue

Catigue - noun. (related to: "Chronic Catigue syndrome")

In which the cat exhausts you by 1) taking over your side of the bed the night before or 2) meowing at the door and pawing the ground for no discernible reason.

Matt has Catigue because his cat "Levia" woke him up a dozen times last night.

by NYCguyJason November 9, 2012

Scrote Coating

The act of rubbing one's testicles over the entire surface area of an object.

Zach: Let's trick-or-treat at Blake's house.
Luke: I wouldn't eat candy from his house, because I saw him scrote coating some chocolate bars yesterday.

by Lubzgroup November 6, 2012

crating

the act of bringing a crate into a colege dorm shower to sit on while masterbating.

John: "hey Rudy, what are you doing with that crate?"
Rudy: "I've been pretty frustrated lately, so im going crating. Now get outa that shower, i need to use it."

by The Driller Miller October 11, 2006

casting couch

When a person of high status, normally a casting director, hires someone who they think is fit for sex, forgetting that the job requires different professional talent.

It could merely lead to a second date situation where the successful candidate has a chance to decide whether or not she fancies the casting director.

- She's hot but she can't act to save her life. Must be the casting couch.
- But wasn't the casting director a lady?
- Works both ways I suppose :D

by Arthur "Hugo" Laurents September 5, 2011