cream catcher

(noun) A vagina; a sperm reciprocal.
*This noun is the fleshy equivalent to a dream catcher.

I narrowly escaped nutting in her cream catcher.

"Yes", replied Timothy, "you can still get a snowball from a cream catcher."

by elegantmaskwithafeather August 23, 2008

catcher's mitt

A word descirbing the appearance of a woman's worn out, tired ass vagina.

Damn, that bitch had a fuckin' catcher's mitt! Yeah, she was nasty, but fuck it, ya know?

by Justin May 05, 2004

apple catchers

Big baggy pants you can catch apples with

frank - "look at his apple catchers,"

eric - "bloody hell! they're huge!"

by callum mckenzie August 11, 2005

Splinter Catcher

Person who rides the "pines", i.e., person who typically isn't a starting player on a football, baseball, basketball team and spends most of the game sitting on the bench.

Percy, your Splinter Catcher today until you out play Jack at first base.

by Jacque le Franc September 15, 2012

a catcher in the rye

a marvelous and awesome classic 1951 novel written by j.d. salinger. however there are many vulgar expressions and sexual refrences.

recomended and voted as one of the best classic lit of the 20th century

john: hey dude, i just read this fucking awesome classic novel.

rob: is it called a catcher in the rye?

john: hell yeah!

by man with the codename V October 05, 2013

Bullpen Catcher

1. A man whose woman prefers to fuck a dildo rather than actually fuck him.

2. A catcher that is hired specifically to warm-up professional pitchers in the bullpen. The bullpen catcher is not a member of the team and will never play in the actual game.

1. Earl has a baby dick. That's why his girlfriend would rather fuck her dildo instead of him.
2. The bullpen catcher warmed the relief pitcher up for the ninth inning.

by stixy123 April 29, 2014

dog catcher

A dude who has a penchant for screwing ugly chicks... especially when he gets drunk.

Joe's a real dog catcher. After 4 beer's he'd screw Jaba the fuckin' Hut.

by Knucklehead July 19, 2003