Crumpting

To force one’s fecal matter back through the rectum after shitting. (Done after and/or instead of glowning)

1. Crumpting is so fun!
2. I couldn’t find a toilet so I had to crumpt.

by #1nufter March 16, 2024

Crumping

Picking skin flakes off your asshole and snorting then up like cocaine

I was crumping my girl last night and her flakes were gas ngl

by John Crump March 31, 2025

cranial crumpling

1) Using mind control to have ones way with another.

2) Telling someone your fantasies about him/her

1- See that hot girl over there? boy I'd like to give her a cranial crumpling

by johnny.protagonist February 19, 2009

Big Chumpkin

Having somebody eat your ass while you are taking a piss.

Was at the family change room ripping a whiz, when Sweaty Rhonda give me a Big Chumpkin

by Jay-Are Goliath December 13, 2024