San Diego Chargers

To choke in the playoffs after having a successful NFL season.

Usually eliminated in the first round. will make it to the second round if lucky...

charger fan: the san diego chargers are going to go all the way. we're unstoppable, and we have the best record in the league.

nfl fan: we'll see...just wait till the playoffs start. don't get too cocky...

(playoffs)

charger fan: damn, the chargers lost. oh well, just wait until next season. we're going all the way and win our first super bowl!

nfl fan: ...........ok... whatever you say...

by nflfan743 November 20, 2009

Vince Carter

An athletic freak who can jump out of the gym

1. Vince Carter got up so high when he dunked on that French chump in the 2000 Olympics Vince's balls were in his face.

by Young & Freedman April 21, 2005

Asia Carrera

A fine asian pornstar with a great face(open mouth) and a piercing in the p***y.
WOW!

Watch her movies

by PLUTO SHOW MWAHAHHAHAHAH December 26, 2003

blow career

A phrase used to describe the actions of someone who gives copious amounts of oral sex, well above what most people would consider an average amount for a sexually active person. As job is to career, so blow job is to blow career--someone who gives "blow careers" has almost taken oral sex to an extreme level, pursuing it as if there's some sort of reward in the afterlife for people who give that much head.

Man, Suzie went down on the entire football team at the party last week. That girl doesn't just give blow jobs--she's got a blow career!

I thought my last girlfriend was good about oral, but this girl I'm seeing now comes out of nowhere with it sometimes. I get head two, three times a day without asking, like it's her blow career.

Dude, I feel sorry for Tyrone. His ass went to prison and bitched out, and now he's got himself a blow career on the inside.

by Talmanes December 3, 2006

Career Suicide

To perform an action or partake in an activity that will totally discredit you and nullify any chance of personal advancement.

"Going into the room alone with a guest at a hotel is career suicide. Just ask Kobe's alleged victim. Do you notice the day after the accusations spread they said 'former' hotel worker?"

by nikthenyetminder November 18, 2004

Tia Carrere

Actress who is of Filipino and Hawaiian descent. One of her most familiar roles is from the movie Wayne's World where she played Wayne's rocker girlfriend, Cassandra.

FACTS:
*Real name: Althea Rae Duhinio Janairo

*Born:2 January 1967 in Honolulu, Hawaii, USA

* Her little sister could not say "Althea", it came out "Tia."

*Heritage is "part Chinese, part Spanish, part Filipino."

*Featured in Playboy Magazine, January 2003 edition

*Named one of the "50 Most Beautiful People in the World" by people magazine (1992)

*She ranked # 69 in FHM-USA's 100 Sexiest Women (2001)

"Whoa, did you see Tia in Maxim magazine?" asked Mike. "She looked hot!"

by Hildur September 5, 2004

Career Bruno

A plain-looking or unattractive woman who has chosen a professional career path rather than marrying, bearing children, and raising a family. Often times these women resent men, and often abuse their limited authority and influence in the workplace.

Mick: I just had my annual review with Jennifer. She thinks I don't have my shit together. I didn't get even a 1% raise...
Dean: I just had mine with Kevin. He said I don't have my shit together either, but we laughed about it, and he gave me a 6% raise anyway. That Jennifer is such a fucking Career Bruno....I'm glad I don't work for her anymore!

by Nitrolian June 5, 2013