card counting

The only legal and consistent way to win in a casino. You can do this by using a combination of basic strategy, and keeping track of the cards that have been played. Assuming you know the rules of BlackJack, here is a quick explination of how to play.
Basic Strategy:
If the dealers face up card is a 4,5 or 6 the player should draw up to a minimum of 12
If the dealers face up card is anything else, the player should draw up to a minimum of 17
Always split Aces and 8's
The Count:
The player is aiming to reach a minimum target number when counting.
If the target number is reached or exceeded, the player should increase their bet because they will be odds on to win.
The target number is double the amount of decks being used (If the dealer is playing with 4 decks, the target number would be +8 or higher).
Every card delt has a count value. These have to be tracked in order to know when to increase the bets.
2,3,4,5 and 6 have a value of +1
7,8 and 9 have a value of 0
10, Jacks, Queens, Kings and Aces have a value of -1
Card counting does give the player a pecentage above the house, but it is not always easy to do. For maximum efficiency the technique should be practiced extensively prior to usage.
In order to make counting difficult for the house to spot, count teams are recomended. This is where one person does the counting while playing small, and signals the other team members when to come over and start betting big.
If you're serious about winning money, get serious about card counting.
by qwerty boy August 19, 2005
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The mythical figurative membership credential carried by gay men to commemorate the innate knowledge, ability, or sensibility with regard to any subject matter traditionally and generally considered to be the purview of gay men, such as show tunes, color coordination, fashion, hairstyling, interior decoration, or knowing whether any particular man in the vicinity is gay without requiring him to present his gay card.
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trump card

The final resort but often the easiest way out.
You're most powerful option in succeeding at anything in life.
Unfortunately, once used, the trump card can rarely be used on the same person again. If reused it will rarely be as powerful.
Bill Gates: And then I played my Trump Card.
Your Boss: Sorry John, I can't give you time off work again. You're grandmother died 5 times last year...
John: Looks like I overplayed my Trump Card
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Bail Card

The bail card is given to someone who constantly bails on plans, usually with friends or family. This person almost always has a weak excuse when asked why they are bailing on the proposed plans
Fanning didn't want to come out for drinks for the third time in a row so we all unanimously gave him the bail card.
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Green Card

1. A card that allows a foreigner to legally reside the United States of America.

2. A card that allows people in the state of California to smoke Medical Marijuana.
1.I got my green card.спасиба!

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Gaijin Card

While rules of social conduct are very strict in Japan, if you are obviously a foreigner, the general populace will let you get away with breaches in conduct they normally wouldn't forgive.
Using this special status is called "flashing (or showing) your gaijin card."
My visiting friend just flashed her gaijin card and a smile, and stumbled through the ticket gates without paying.
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Cock-Carding

The subtle art of dropping explicit pornographic playing cards in unsuspecting friends pockets or members of the public without there knowing.
For them later to find that what they was a there bank cards is in fact a hugely unsettling pornographic playing card. That usually creates a funny fit of laughter or a slightly more *shit-forget I still had them* reaction. Instead of throwing it away the Cock-Carded victim discretely puts it back in there pocket to view later.
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