camera fat

The extra five pounds that the camera adds to photographs.

Robin picks up Brittany's graduation picture and says "Wow! You look like you were a little chunkier back then. When did you lose weight?"

"I think it was my outfit and uh well, you know - camera fat."

camera fat by bingo lingo December 15, 2009

Camera arm 

When you post a picture of yourself to any social networking website in which you can clearly see the persons arm or arms in the photo, usually blocking her boobs.

Shirlie's selfie was so hot, but her camera arm got in the way so there is no way that I will be able to masturbate to it tonight.

Camera arm by Weed Morton October 18, 2012

Camera Genie 

A Camera Genie, is a female who takes pictures and selfies at those "magic" angles and applies certain effects or really shitty photoshop to presto change-o into a hot chick, but is really a duck billed platypus looking ho upon encountering in person.

Luke: "Yo so I met that chick that hit us all up on facebook finally, she actually showed up."
Chad: "Word?! She looked fine as hell."
Luke: "Yeah man, total camera genie. it was horrible."
Chad: "Damn, I had a feeling... those pics were all smoke and mirrors."

Camera Genie by I Am Big White November 10, 2013

Camera Wanking 

Using excess long tracking shots and aerial shots in order to make things look 'artistic', when things could be done quicker and easier whilst losing nothing of value.

Casey Neistat sure enjoys camera wanking in his vlogs.

Camera Wanking by TheGreatMark September 8, 2016

Camera vision 

What reptilians have.

Is his camera vision heat sensitive?

Camera vision by Solid Mantis July 6, 2018

Camera shy 

when you are new to the porn industry and you are insecure about being naked on camera

"that girl was camera shy on her debut porno"

"That guy was camera shy about his small penis being on video"

Camera shy by Necro-romancer June 4, 2021

Camera sex

The act of two cameras filming each other at once, e.g. filming another camera that is recording you

Tanner: Woah, I'm recording another camera that's recording!
Peter: We're recording each other, it's like camera sex!

Camera sex by KaiserWilhelm99 December 11, 2021