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California Sandwich 

Baby sandwich. Commonly reffered to as a California Cheeseburger, may have originated on the Simpsons. Often used to refer to a hippie who is too high to notice that they're eating a baby. Ingriedients are as follows; 1 large baby, 2 extra large slices of bread, season to taste, (Note: May add lettuce, onion, pickle, tomato, ketchp, mustard, or mayonnaise to give your baby more flavor)
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california sideswipe

Pushing a girl's panties to the side in order to facilitate cunninglingus and/or penetration.
There was no time to take her panties off, so I pulled a California Sideswipe
california sideswipe by Mature mario November 17, 2016

california scents 

WOW I wish I could buy some of those california scents. Not all smell bad
california sea scents: smell good like long beach
california pine scents: smell good like santa cruz
california desert scents: smell good like salton sea
california smog scents: smell good like los angeles
california beer scents: smell good like mexican tecate
california bear scents: smell bad like dog poop
california fog scents: smell good like san francisco
california snow scents: smell ???? can was empty.
It takes a western nose to understand california scents

California snowball 

When a guy ejaculates (cums) in a girls mouth. Then while she has the seamen in her mouth, the guy gives her an open mouth kiss, and has his own seamen spit back into his mouth while kissing her... hense the term "snowball".


eww.
"after I got head from Becky, I got a california snowball"

California Snowball 

A practical joke or stunt that includes a man ejaculating into his hand before throwing the sperm deposited onto someone else. The sperm can be mixed with a clump of dirt to better resemble a ball. This stunt can be famously seen performed by Stuart Rudin in the film 'Silence of the Lambs'.
He left campus a couple of days ago- apparently, the guys kept getting him with California Snowballs while he was sleeping.

california sunrise 

a type of weed, nice flavor ;)
as the name implies it's often smoked in cali
-ey smack i need somethin da smoke (homes)

-chill out dawg i got some new california sunrise for ya (me)

-aight lets hit the bong (homes)

California Syndrome

A behavioral pattern characterized by an obsessive concern regarding health, especially nutrition, but contrasted by a lack of regard for, or lazy attitude toward, obvious safety practices, often afflicting Indie Rock singers and bisexual free-spirits.
-"Dude, my yoga teacher was gonna lead a macrobiotic raw foods class next week, but he did too much Special K on Saturday and now he's in the ICU."

-"Shit man, sounds like a bad case of California Syndrome. Let's drive over and do some reiki on him."

-"Alright dude, right after we finish this blunt."