Call The Elevator

Smacking someone in the privates, making it look like your angerly hitting the button to call the elevator. (Man or women)

Person 1 Why don't you do something besides sitting there.
Person 2 Maybe I'll just Call The Elevator. (Walks over to person 1)
Person 1 What?
Person 2 (Smack them in the privates) Actually I'll just take the stairs.

by Raeinok November 1, 2009

Call of Duty: Toilet Terms

Terms named after killstreak rewards in MW2 that relate to taking a dump.
Well here it goes:

Airdrop: Taking a dump without your cheeks hitting the toilet seat; ideal for public restrooms

Sentry Gun: Shitting small pieces really fast, so it resembles the bullets of a turret.

Predator Missile: A really long piece of shit that comes down fast, usually leaving 'splash damage'

Emergency Airdrop: More than one piece of shit taken without sitting on the toilet seat.

Stealth Bomber: 'Silent but deadly'. Made no sound at all, but completely shook up the toilet.

EMP: Clogging the toilet so that it does not work, disabling it.

Tactical Nuke: Taking the most vile sounding shit that makes the whole toilet brown, including the rim. It clogs the toilet, and usually includes diarrhea, chunks, and leaves the washroom unusable for days.

Dude. I just nuked the toilet yesterday.
WTF? John, you've been smoking too much weed
No not this time, I'm referring to the Call of Duty: Toilet Terms

by legamer August 5, 2010

Call it

To predict something before it happens, and subsequently state once the predicition actually occurs. Usually trivial like a plotline to a film, or a sports result.

Dude 1: Alright I'm gonna call it now: Darren's gone and gotten himself a shitty haircut.
Dude 2: OK then.
Darren: Hey guys, like my new haircut?
Dude 1: Fucking called it!

by Wookiee Jailbait May 17, 2016

call debt

being in the red regarding phone calls to either one particular person or in general.

i am in serious call debt to my mom. she's buzzed me 3 times and i haven't called her back yet!

by kds818 October 7, 2009

call it what you want

the best song on taylor swift’s 2017 album, reputation

person 1: hey what’s the best song on reputation

person 2: oh it’s call it what you want

by holygroundrry July 12, 2021

call earl

call earl, meaning puke or vomit, throw up after drinking mad alcohol.

man im finna call earl fer real

by Urban Dictionary December 19, 2005

call of duty

a series of first person shooters that used be good. since modern warfare 2 it's nothing more then 8year olds screaming, camping, noobtubing, quickscoping, no-scoping, randomly running around knifing, and other acts that will surely get one killed, most likely "accidentally" shot by their own squad, during WWIII. Still, the campaign/offline multiplayer is rather good.

Do not ever buy call of duty for your 8year old son/brother!

by redharvest September 19, 2011