burnt omelet

The phrase referring to a sexual maneuver in which a male, upon reaching climax, ejaculates into a female's ear. The male then folds the female's ear over itself (as to simulate the shape of an omelet) and proceeds to beat the ear with his erect penis. The beating continues until the ear turns black and blue, or becomes "burned".
"Dude you should have seen the burnt omelet I gave this chick last night, it looked like the chef quit in the middle of breakfast."
by The Omelet King February 07, 2008
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burnt cheerio

an asshole. given it's name from the dark ring around your asshole. duh!
dude, that girl spread her cheeks and i totally peeped that bitch's burnt cheerio last night!
by the great american white ape January 16, 2009
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burnt salad

"Ayyo pass me some of that burnt salad."
"Sure thing fam" *passes blunt"
by vinh4vinh March 15, 2017
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Burnt Kiss

When you attempt a blown kiss but end up sharting.
I felt a blown kiss coming on as I kissed my lady, but it turned into a burnt kiss... and no we are fighting
by Episteopheus October 17, 2020
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burnt eggs

Molly made burnt eggs.
by MrCaptn February 20, 2016
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Burnt Hiram

When a group of people make fun of one single individual with multiple intense jokes that are abviosly made to make the person feel bad about themselves. BLACK
by Re re Hiram March 09, 2019
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mad burnt

The inevitable aftermath of one's high, when one is overcome with the feeling of utmost laziness and immobility.
Fobby, I'm mad burnt, can you take off my boots?
by Sabeen April 29, 2005
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