burnt omelet

The phrase referring to a sexual maneuver in which a male, upon reaching climax, ejaculates into a female's ear. The male then folds the female's ear over itself (as to simulate the shape of an omelet) and proceeds to beat the ear with his erect penis. The beating continues until the ear turns black and blue, or becomes "burned".

"Dude you should have seen the burnt omelet I gave this chick last night, it looked like the chef quit in the middle of breakfast."

by The Omelet King February 6, 2008

burnt cheerio

an asshole. given it's name from the dark ring around your asshole. duh!

dude, that girl spread her cheeks and i totally peeped that bitch's burnt cheerio last night!

by the great american white ape January 15, 2009

burnt eggs

Molly

Molly made burnt eggs.

by MrCaptn September 6, 2016

Burnt the Cardboard

When you spend your time doing very fun and exciting things.

We really burnt the cardboard this weekend.

by Dale Bob November 26, 2016

Burnt Zucchini

Something you call an ugly person that's getting on your nerves.

"You look like a BURNT zucchini, beech!"

by Black Chyna🌚🍑 June 28, 2017

burnt cake

Dirty ass, crusty ass, musty ass booty. Booty that hasn't been washed in a week or more.

DaQuan: "Yo you eat Sharonda's ass?"

Tyrone: "Nah that bitch had some burnt cake."

by xLambo710x June 9, 2018

Burnt Knuckle

An extremely sore clitoris. Usually from too much bean flicking, relentless railing or aggressive oral.

Well with all the lockdowns I’ll be alone over thanksgiving watching porn and flicking the bean. I’m sure come Sunday I’ll have one burnt Knuckle.

That old butch lesbian sure can munch a box. She worked my slit for hours and left me with a sloppy burnt knuckle.

My little love box was unable to take his meat so the relentless pounding left me with a burnt knuckle.

by Dick Onchin November 19, 2020