Jizz Bumpkin

One Who Dresses as a Bum'O'Lantern on Halloween Then Starts Masturbating Remorselessly Untill Bleeding Occurs

hey did you guys see timmys costume, he said he was gonna be a Jizz Bumpkin

by DonJuanFranko April 12, 2019

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Bumpkin

A bogus picture or drawing of a pumpkin.

“Why are you drawing bumpkins”

by Andi Smith November 28, 2018

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Bumpkin

Slur for a White person; preferably racist, homophobic, xenophobic, transphobic, sexist, or a mix of a few.

P1: That Bumpkin over there says gay women dont deserve to masturbate, can't believe people like that actually exist.

by Bumper Sticker June 14, 2018

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A fine ass girl with so much cushion that you just feel so comfortable laying on the couch with her. She may also have an hourglass figure, making her even more fun to snuggle with. The best kind of girl to end up snuggle fucking.

Friend: Hey man, what did you do this weekend?
Me: My guy, I was totally chillin’ with this fine-ass Snuggle Bumpkin! She was so soft and warm I barely remember anything else!

Friend: Damn! Sounds like a damn fine girl!

Me: Fo sho!

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Country Bumpkin

A half-retarded racist midget from the South. Typically found in the construction field traveling from grocery store to grocery store thinking he is a hotshot when, in reality, he’s a dumbass. Often in trouble for shoving ears of corn up his ass for pleasure. When not at work, enjoys frequent all-male orgies and requests golden showers from all participants, as well as being defecated on by those needing to move their bowels.

(Texting orgy friend) “Bro, shoving that ear of corn up my bunghole felt great! I’m soo ready to have my ass violated later! Hope y’all gotta go poopy too on this country bumpkin!”

by Richard Bluebahls July 29, 2022

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