A person from the suburbs that is unsophisticated and knows nothing about the country. Slightly more tolerable than a cidiot.
“My suburban bumpkin of a cousin came up for the weekend and thought chocolate milk came from brown cows.
by that country kid March 03, 2021
A half-retarded racist midget from the South. Typically found in the construction field traveling from grocery store to grocery store thinking he is a hotshot when, in reality, he’s a dumbass. Often in trouble for shoving ears of corn up his ass for pleasure. When not at work, enjoys frequent all-male orgies and requests golden showers from all participants, as well as being defecated on by those needing to move their bowels.
(Texting orgy friend) “Bro, shoving that ear of corn up my bunghole felt great! I’m soo ready to have my ass violated later! Hope y’all gotta go poopy too on this country bumpkin!”
by Richard Bluebahls July 29, 2022
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by fnaf1012 October 04, 2022
A kuntry bumpkin is your friend who doesn't know who Kendrick Lamar is or another famous rapper and listens to country like Jason Aldean while having a intimate relationship with his or her cousin.
"Hey I can't wait to go to that Kendrick Lamar concert this summer!"
Friend: "Who's Kendrick Lamar?"
"Boy what the hell you mean who's Kendrick Lamar, get out of here you kuntry bumpkin."
Friend: "Who's Kendrick Lamar?"
"Boy what the hell you mean who's Kendrick Lamar, get out of here you kuntry bumpkin."
by Merylstreep2018 February 19, 2018