by THE STIG 123 April 14, 2008

Guy 1: Where's Andy?
Guy 2: Over there trying to bruce that chick.
Gal 1: Hey Laura. Stop brucing that guy you're married.
Guy 2: Over there trying to bruce that chick.
Gal 1: Hey Laura. Stop brucing that guy you're married.
by Bananashark August 28, 2010

when a guy sneaks up from behind a girl and grabs hers tits aggressivly and rips at them while simultaneously slaping her ass
by bigballler23 July 6, 2011

Bruce is a slang term for the word batch. Batch is a slang word for tobacco. You put bruce under neath yout bowls. A prefered mixture for bruce bowls is 50/50(50 percent bruce and 50 percent weed) Bruce always goes on the bottom. Bruce is a necessity. Without bruce we will all die. Thank god for bruce.
by Bag of Destiny December 26, 2007

Bruce is a great friend of Willy The Robber. He loves imparting wisdom to others at great length and is an enthusiastic leader. Mervyn Singer is his ultimate idol. One of his many passions is cycling to and from work...and AORTIC
Bruce would cycle to and from Fort Knox to rescue his kidnapped wombat...
Where's the money? Where's Willy going? What does Willy want to know?
Where's the money? Where's Willy going? What does Willy want to know?
by sweet as chocolate June 17, 2011

Bruce is the downbringinest downbringer there ever was. Bruce is the Chuck Norris of buzzkills, so much so that he is referenced in pop culture songs.
by Murdyruss August 1, 2009

Let's play "the game" (fingers). Everybody put your drink in the cup, the loser is getting bruced. Looks like somebody is walking home tonight!
by king381 August 9, 2012
