bruce

being called a bruce is in the end being called a willis.

you stupid fucking bruce

I think you are such a bruce

man your girl is a complete bruce

by THE STIG 123 April 14, 2008

Brucing

The act of "brucing" (to bruce). To hit on, come on to, use cheesy lines to get your end away.

Guy 1: Where's Andy?
Guy 2: Over there trying to bruce that chick.

Gal 1: Hey Laura. Stop brucing that guy you're married.

by Bananashark August 28, 2010

the bruce

when a guy sneaks up from behind a girl and grabs hers tits aggressivly and rips at them while simultaneously slaping her ass

whoa did you just see bruce do the bruce to kayleigh?
no but now you owe him 6 bucks

by bigballler23 July 6, 2011

Bruce

Bruce is a slang term for the word batch. Batch is a slang word for tobacco. You put bruce under neath yout bowls. A prefered mixture for bruce bowls is 50/50(50 percent bruce and 50 percent weed) Bruce always goes on the bottom. Bruce is a necessity. Without bruce we will all die. Thank god for bruce.

Do you have any bruce for my bowl?
I picked up a fresh pack of bruce.

by Bag of Destiny December 26, 2007

Bruce

Bruce is a great friend of Willy The Robber. He loves imparting wisdom to others at great length and is an enthusiastic leader. Mervyn Singer is his ultimate idol. One of his many passions is cycling to and from work...and AORTIC

Bruce would cycle to and from Fort Knox to rescue his kidnapped wombat...

Where's the money? Where's Willy going? What does Willy want to know?

by sweet as chocolate June 17, 2011

Bruce

Bruce is the downbringinest downbringer there ever was. Bruce is the Chuck Norris of buzzkills, so much so that he is referenced in pop culture songs.

Don't bring me down... Brrrruce (roll the rrrrr's in Bruce, of course)

by Murdyruss August 1, 2009

bruced

The act of getting drunk out of your mind.

Let's play "the game" (fingers). Everybody put your drink in the cup, the loser is getting bruced. Looks like somebody is walking home tonight!

by king381 August 9, 2012