Bronze Bomber

Nickname for American heavyweight boxer, Deontay Wilder.

"The Bronze Bomber was defeated last night by Tyson Fury."

by expressbenjamin20 May 17, 2020

Bronked

When you're promised 8 inches and you're delivered 3.5', aka when he wants you to deepthroat but it doesn't even reach your back teeth.

-Do you want to get bronked?
-No, I would rather shit in my hands and play the drums Blue Man style.

by ᵗˣᶜ Hydra May 26, 2021

bronged

To spill food or drink on yourself, leaving an unsightly stain which must be born in shame for the rest of the work day.

Irene: "You bronged yourself."
Dave: "I knew chocolate ice cream was a bad idea with a white shirt."

Michelle: "Aw man! I just bronged sauce on my new sweater!"

by eriffs883 August 23, 2011

Bronze

Good

Get a Bronze

by Jaaaayyy October 27, 2016

Bronze Dolphin

1. Distant sea-faring cousin to the dreaded brown trout.
2.To take a shit on someone's back as they are sunbathing on the beach.
3. Also the name given to a turd that is floating in a hottub after a night of heavy whiskey drinking.

"Mommy, Daddy passed out in the hot tub again , can I play dolly with his bronze dolphin while he sleeps?"

"where's your bronze dolphin honey?"

"oh, i Left him on grandmas back today at the beach and he melted in the sun."

"We'll, I guess you can play with your father's, but not till after you eat your hotdogs and chilli!"

"yayyyyyyy!!!!!!"

by smokeybacon January 21, 2004

Bronze Bath

The act of defecating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation.

Do you need me to give you a bronze bath?

by ihuntmidgets April 25, 2010

bronze gauntlet

when you anally fist someone with diarrhea and you pull your arm out and its covered you from your wrist, up with poo. looking like a bronze gauntlet.

i was grossed out last night when i fisted mary and she gave me a bronze gauntlet.

by crookedmist July 30, 2010