Professional Google- and/or Stackoverflow user, without them you'll never figure out how to implement the random peace of code in a 6 y/o Stackoverflow post in the new program.
Project manager: guys this task should take 2 days maximum
Programmer : *Writing on google how to write hello world in html* Yes ...
Programmer : *Writing on google how to write hello world in html* Yes ...
by OnlyMeST November 25, 2021
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Me: Yes.
My Brain: *Converting coffee into code* please do not move in the process! (in robot voice)
Me: Yes.
My Brain: *Converting coffee into code* please do not move in the process! (in robot voice)
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Som1: Are you a programmer?
Me: Yes.
My Brain: *Converting coffee into code* please do not move in the process! (in robot voice)
Me: Yes.
My Brain: *Converting coffee into code* please do not move in the process! (in robot voice)
by BGP100 July 19, 2022
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Someone who can solve a problem you didn't know you had, in a way only he and god understand.
See also: wizard, magician
Someone who can solve a problem you didn't know you had, in a way only he and god understand.
See also: wizard, magician
by DTheIcyDragon January 6, 2024
Get the Programmer mug.The biological instinct of a man. Further explained by the internal neurological wiring of our manhood.
“Men need to eat red meat, it’s in our brogramming.”
“I wake up at 5:30am to go to the gym, it’s apart of the brogram”
“I wake up at 5:30am to go to the gym, it’s apart of the brogram”
by Alex from Minecraft December 3, 2023
Get the Brogramming mug.A walk or stroll taken by a computer programmer which allows them to put distance between themselves and their work.
Programmers engaging in this behavior are usually still working while the change of scenery helps them perform the mental gymnastics of problem solving. They can frequently be seen carrying insulated cups of coffee when performing this activity.
Plural: When more than one programmer engages in this behavior it is known as a 'Programmer Prom' when standing side by side or 'Programmer Parade' when standing in queue.
Programmers engaging in this behavior are usually still working while the change of scenery helps them perform the mental gymnastics of problem solving. They can frequently be seen carrying insulated cups of coffee when performing this activity.
Plural: When more than one programmer engages in this behavior it is known as a 'Programmer Prom' when standing side by side or 'Programmer Parade' when standing in queue.
by Mother of the Nerds June 10, 2024
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pc:errors detected: 100001
guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
guy2:SHUT UP
guy:NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHATAFAK IDIOTIC PC NOOOOOOOOOOO IDIOT..
guy2:SHUT UPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guy:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GEEEEEEET OOOOOOOOOOOOUT
guy2:SHUT UP IDIOT BEFORE I SMASH YOUR FU**ING FACE INTO POOP AND THEN FLUSH IT INTO TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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guy2:programmer SHUT UUUUUUUUP
pc:errors detected: 100001
guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
guy2:SHUT UP
guy:NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHATAFAK IDIOTIC PC NOOOOOOOOOOO IDIOT..
guy2:SHUT UPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guy:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GEEEEEEET OOOOOOOOOOOOUT
guy2:SHUT UP IDIOT BEFORE I SMASH YOUR FU**ING FACE INTO POOP AND THEN FLUSH IT INTO TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guy:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
guy2:programmer SHUT UUUUUUUUP
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