Broomdock

One who is a proud supporter of living the Burb Lyfe (aka life in the suburbs).

I heard that kid's nickname is Broomdock.

by The Broomdock Saints November 3, 2010

Broomsexual

Wanting to fuck brooms.

Hey im broomsexual, gonna go shove a broom up my ass now.

by TheLivingPotato123 August 2, 2016

Broomstick Jenner

The broomstick you would need to consume to have sexual intercourse with Kylie Jenner. Which could lead to your death or could gain you millions of followers.

Leonard - Would you eat a broomstick to root Kylie Jenner?
Phil Lynch - Yeah bro, I'd eat 20 broomsticks!
Leonard - Yeah me too bro
(Broomstick Jenner)

by Aaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaav March 9, 2020

broconto

A deeply dependent individual, thats only object and definable traits revolve around the gym. This person is incapable of a genuine relationship due to it's self destructive behavior. Incapable of holding a group mindset and refuses to participate in activities that please anybody other than itself. **SOCIALLY INEPT**

Friends: hey let's go shopping and see some sights.
Broconto: hey guys I know we ate 30 minutes ago... I'm getting pretty hungry and I need to up my macros.
Friends : Broconto can we please just do what we agreed upon earlier!?
Broconto:*ROID RAGE* BRO IM FUCKING STARVING!! WE NEVER DO WHAT I WANT!
Friends to each other : fuck it man he's walking off anyway let him go... Why did we invite him again??

by Senor_cheese November 27, 2022

Cool Broom

A phrase used to break the silence after an awkward moment.

(originally from Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Hashtags -
#OopsMyBad)

@msemails: #oopsmybad On doorstep with gal at a first-kiss instance, I was at a loss for words. Turned to broom standing near by & said "cool broom".

by Awsful October 17, 2012

cock broom

A cock broom is a street name for a mustache worn by gay men who enjoy performing fellatio for sport.

Dave's mustache rubbed up against Cepages' cock as it "swept" along the surface of his cock like a broom during Dave's nightly fellatio activity.

by Bruce Wilkinson August 13, 2005

broome

a person, usually female, who is very tall, disoriented and has large blonde hair. not to be confused with a hooker, a broome is usually a law abiding citizen who the opposite sex cannot resist.

oh check out that hot BROOME!

by unicorn12356 October 29, 2008