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Broccoli Dick

Broccoli Dick is rumored to be an extremely rare medical condition affecting the soft tissue that makes up the head of the human penis. The condition results in the erect penis resembling a stalk of broccoli. The only doctor to document cases is a Dr. Antonio Broccolini, known to his peers simply as Doc Broc. It is these two facts that likely contributed to the common name of the condition.

While the causes of the condition are not totally understood, Doc Broc has offered the most commonly accepted theory on its origins. Physiologically, it is very similar to cauliflower ear, in which rough treatment or trauma to the ear causes a swelling and deformation. Extremely rough treatment or disregard for the well being of an erect penis will eventually cause Broccoli dick. Fibrous and fatty tissues are deposited at the head of the penis during the healing process. While no photographs have been found to date, the resemblance to a stalk of broccoli is said to be remarkable. Extreme alcohol abuse is a factor in 96% of cases as well.

It is also curious that the vast majority of cases are in the North Georgia area after long weekends at a lake house. Claims that there is a parasitic or viral cause have not been substantiated. Doc Broc has attributed the connection to the culture of reckless abandon and alcohol abuse in the region, and the physical toll a prolonged weekend can take on particularly irresponsible males.

The condition is considered a badge of honor.
At first she was afraid of my broccoli dick, but then she grew to love it.
by Doc Broc February 14, 2012
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Broccoli boobs

When a girls tits are organic, which is natural.
Omg my girl has some broccoli boobs. Bro she's a keeper.
by Dr greenthumb February 17, 2013
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Broccoli Bump

1 (n.)- a female who has a crazy vagina, that has pubic hair resembling a broccoli material. it does not have to have crazy STDs or any other kind of diseases.

2. - wolf pussy

3. (v.) - two crazy ass vaginas bumping against each other which and/or a hot pocket will occur.

Syn.- refer to "hot pocket"
Wow, they're really broccoli bumping hardcore!

Corbin Bleu's hair resembles a broccoli bump

Why is my girlfriend broccoli bumping with another girl?!?!
by RoGeMarMat March 30, 2009
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broccoli crotch

When your vagina looks like a fresh batch of steamed broccoli, but no one wants to eat that shit.
Dang, that Becky's broccoli crotch was fresh to death!
by Kachow December 30, 2015
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broccolisexual

When the thought of someone penetrating you with a slightly uncooked broccoli makes you sexualy aroused or you're amused by the thought.
''Guys! i think I am broccolisexual... ;-; ''
''Are you sure? That's not normal~''

''Yeah, Sarah was cooking broccoli and I got a boner over the thought of them'';-;
by ThatWeirdOneInYourGroup July 15, 2016
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Broccoli Pumpum

A woman that has a healthy looking Fupa. The origin of this saying was spread from the Jamaican myth that the vegetable broccoli has the ability to builds muscle/fat tissue in the Upper vaginal area, giving it a plump appearance
She has a huge broccoli pumpum, it feels good inside
by TheHussleCollevtor March 4, 2019
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You smell like school broccoli

the person saying this to you means they are saying you smell like the rotten, stinky, fart-smelling, broccoli served at Public Schools in the United States.
“Do you need perfume? You smell like school broccoli
by bruhgirl January 21, 2021
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