Braising

Braising is a non-penetrating sexual act whereby a girl rides a male cowgirl anf glides her wet snatch back and forth over an erect penis wedged between her vaginal lips and the male's stomach.

Roger blew a hot nut all the way up to his neck when his girlfriend jumped on top and started braising his engorged fuck stick.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

bramslam

A friendly jab, joke, or serve. Usually from one friend to another, but in a public sphere, such as a bar, facebook, or a radio show.

Facebook status "Adam hooked up with a grenade last night"

10 people like this status.

Bramslammed.

by Chuck B 1988 July 19, 2011

Bawssome

Someone who rules, who is so awesome words cant describe it so he's the boss of awesomeness!

Wow did you see what he just did? He's so bawssome!

by MizzPink April 3, 2011

Braise-the-Meat

A masturbation method that involves dry jerking the meat followed by a wet jerk session, typically in the shower, in order to maximize performance.

I'm going to go braise-the-meat before I take that pussy to poundtown.

by Jeremy Hartman August 13, 2016

Yer Maw's Baws

1. As In, 'Yer Maw' (Your mother) has 'baws' (balls). Insult towards someones mother

2. Stating that in no way is one doing a task

1. Aye, yer maw's got baws ya tit!

2. Pish, yer maw's baws am doin that tosh!

by A-Whyte December 6, 2004

bransonitis

N. Chronic non-fatal illness proposed to be caused by close contact with an ugly or diseased looking person.

Colloquialism - Originally coined from contracting severe flu from contact with a person named Branson.

"Dude, I have Bransonitis", "Who did you catch that Bransonitis from?"

by dudehigh5 March 31, 2008

Brapsnaffle

The noise a chav sometimes makes after saying "brap"

Charlie the Chav had a sneaky Brapsnaffle after shouting out "Brap" to his chav friends

by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009