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Braden

a funny ass lookin kid who loves his cat max, he wants to boof max"s head, also he loves to play shove the glow in the dark ping pong up his ass with his brother mitch and see how far it goes. he thinks hes a BIG DOG.
yo that kid looked liked a braden
by Braden55555 December 28, 2010
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Braden

Braden is a typical basic f-boy he enjoys smoking and sex. Braden will tell you anything you wanna hear so he can get into your pants... If a Braden has actually caught feelings he shows it for sure with endless amounts of attention and care as well as gifts. Now Braden can be an ass at times but he's still a great dude and not only that but hes super chill... just being around a Braden is fun and never awkward.
you: Braden is such a cool dude

friend: yea but watch out hes a fuckboy
you: oh whatever ik hes not gonna hurt me even though hes hurt 500 billion other girls
by Just a random chick October 9, 2019
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Braden

He is super gay, like he kisses girls. Such a weird person. Usually had a 1 inch penis but some may have 2 inch. Nothing bigger than 2. Most Braden's fight dogs for a living and beat women. To summarize them they are usually the person to say,
"do you kno de wey brudda." Yeah they are pretty annoying
Braden is such a fucken sex
by yurmpm May 3, 2018
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Braden

a horny boy, who likes butt pics from his girlfriend. he is very awkward and his friends call him a horndog.
person 1: omg did you hear what braden asked brynn?
person 2: yeah! hes such a horndog
by deshdosh420 February 16, 2019
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Braden

Hey look it’s braden. Why he by himself?
by Cooking May 22, 2019
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Braden

A complete FUCK BOYYY makes those cringy musical.lys and thinks hes hot. ASKS EVERY GIRL OUT ecspecially the new girls but vv attractive
Me: ew i just saw a braden
Girl: did he ask you out again?
Me: yes...
by Ewstayaway November 15, 2017
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Braden

Boy who really likes anal and will often seek it
"He was such a Braden last night , couldn't keep his fingers out of my ass"
by Twoface September 21, 2016
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