boring stick

a person who is so boring their presence ruins any social gathering

dont invite robertson and hit our night out with the boring stick!

by dhrotky June 13, 2018

wrong boxing

When one is having multiple conversations simultaneously using an IM client such as MSN Messenger and types a response in the wrong box.

Dave says:
everyone will know exactly what that's about yo
Ashley says:
then I realized he wasn't wearin any pants.....
Ashley says:
oops
Dave says:
wtf
Ashley says:
sorry dude guess I was wrong boxing

by Victoria Potter September 5, 2007

bird-boxing

A person pretending they don't see someone trying to get their attention or communicate with them. Ignoring someone.

"Toby tried to talk to Jim, but Jim was talking to Pam and was bird-boxing Toby."

"Brandon I know you see me standing here. Quit trying to bird-box me."

"She stay bird-boxing these fools."

by Chall1 January 10, 2019

foxy boxing

noun: a boxing match involving two attractive women, often topless or even nude. The "fight" focuses on the beauty of the combatants, with varying degrees of authenticity as to the damage inflicted by punches. The audience for such events is almost exclusively heterosexual & male.

Hey Bob, lets go to the club tonight, they've got hot chicks fighting in foxy boxing.

by vrominator December 28, 2005

Boxing Day

Big holiday on the day after Christmas in the United Kingdom and many of the Commonwealth countries. Boxes of gift items and money were distributed to one's servants or employees--probably the origin of Christmas bonuses.

On Boxing Day in the Middle Ages, the Lord of the Manor gave boxes of tools, money and other things his serfs needed to do their work in his lands. Today, boxes of clothing and food items are given to the needy.

by Will F. December 16, 2008

boning the prime cut

Making love to a beautiful woman. Screwing a babe. (Usually the first time; first sexual encounter.)

Bart had flirted with Tina in the office for months. She seemed out of his league though; he probably had even placed her her on a pedestal. Yet tonight, here he was, screwing her... boning the prime cut... and she was loving it with him.

by Quinster January 31, 2008

World Championship of Boringness

An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.

Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?

Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.

by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle May 24, 2009