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boyfriend

a male human, at the mercy of his unforgiving hormones, unfortunate enough to commit to a needy, whining, selfish female human. The female human will pretend most anything to ensnare a male human so that she may further her own security and selfish desires. When the female human has sucked what she wanted from the male human, and, when it appears to her that the male human has been sucked dry and has little more to feed her selfish desires with, she will stop pretending, and her love will in an instant turn to ambivalence.
She would always let her boyfriend pay for the expensive dinners and activities. Meanwhile, she would buy condos and stocks so that when the boyfriend ran out of money, she would be all set when after leaving him.
by famousde December 28, 2005
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boyfriend

The bain of ones existence. May cause consumption of alcohol is massive quantities and loss of all sanity.
Im getting "mad at my boyfriend" drunk tonight!
by Smashly June 13, 2008
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boyfriend

a fuck stick who repeatedly breaks your heart and then drags you back into hell when you try to leave.
by Me. Buttlicker February 10, 2020
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boyfriend

U can use "this" insted of walking with dog
woman: c'mon boy! let's go !!
boyfriend: hou hou
by LoThLoRiEn February 2, 2004
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boyfriend

A type of person who was hired by the mafia to get in the way of all my girlfriends(hoes).
ME: hEY BABY
gIRL: HEY
bOY: i AM HER BOYFRIEND
mE: bACK OFF MY HOES!
bOY; (SCARED) OOOOH OKKKKK!
by p.i.m.p. November 20, 2003
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boyfriend

A guy that will give you his hoodie. Make you happy when your sad, and love you more then anything.
Little Sister: Whats a boyfriend?
Me: Something I will never get.
by dani:)<3 December 26, 2019
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boyfriend

someone I want to share most of my time-- and all of my self and heart with.
They know he's something amazing by the way I introduce him without having to say he's my boyfriend.
by Michelle44 July 25, 2013
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