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boxer briefs 

underwear for men that's practical for providing the coverage of boxers but the support of tighty whiteys - but for metrosexual dweebs and regular guys that just want practical underwear and are clueless - that they should be man enough to wear regular boxers or just admit they can't give up briefs ('cause they're a nerd, immature, or just going with the flow) and hope no one sees them with their pants down. Yeah I wear all three-but I don't feel hot in bb's, wear briefs when my balls need a rest (and I am part dweeb), and boxers when I wanna feel manly and wear man underwear.
He felt like a nerd in tighty whiteys and he didn't like feeling his tool flop around, so he compromised with boxer briefs.

Boxer briefs are practical, but they're so middle of the road that only men too insecure to decide on boxers or briefs wear them.
boxer briefs by cordero1901 September 2, 2009

boxer biscuits 

Someone goes #2 in their boxers.
Joe made some boxer biscuits when the person jumped out and scared him.
boxer biscuits by PlasmaSpock November 19, 2017

Boxer Tent 

Not every guy goes to scouts but they can all pitch a tent in the morning

Erection of said tent can be achieved through the employment of your morning stonk on.
Sharpie "Oi wid, want to see my boxer tent?"

Wid "Nah Sharpie keep your stonk on to yourself"
Boxer Tent by Sharpie&Wid June 20, 2018

boxer snake 

bologna pony, trouser snake, schlong, sausage train
His boxer snake looked like a sausage link saturated in anal acid.
boxer snake by Bologna pony December 16, 2008

Boxer Posture 

The slant-rhyming euphemism for the curving of someone's upper spine, originating from the way boxers often hunch their backs.
Person 1: Hey man sit up straight, you've got some bad scoliosis. Person 2: Nah dude, that's just my boxer posture
Boxer Posture by Jethro_Durden February 25, 2011

Boxer brownies 

I just made boxer brownies, would you like one?
Boxer brownies by Cowboy311 March 8, 2015