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Bowenconstrictor

One who possesses stunning good looks and will ultimately get countless hot women.
Damn - here comes the bowenconstrictor. Better hide my girlfriend!
by sleeplessinga September 20, 2012
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Bowel Out

To skip or pass up something because you need to take a dump.
Man 1: You want to join me and a friend for a game of pool?
Man 2: You two go ahead. I had Chipotle for dinner so I've got to Bowel Out this game. Hopefully I can play the next one.
by sociologistjosh May 11, 2020
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fracking the bowels

The act of inserting water into a person’s anus prior to having unexpected ass sex with them while their bowels are still full of water.
Dave was such a tree hugging hippie that I decided to give him an enema and mount him before he could expel the water figuring Dave May actually enjoy fracking the bowels.
by RBAK December 12, 2016
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Bowie porn

David Bowie picture, gif, song, or a video that is too sexy for this world.
"Have you seen that sexy picture of David Bowie?"
"yeah, that is a total Bowie Porn!"
by AxK54 November 18, 2011
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bowel motion

A bowel motion (or bowel action) is what results when a person defecates (see defecation), or passes solid or semi-solid material ('poo') from the anus.

Most people have one bowel motion ('poo') each day, but the usual range in the population varies from three or four bowel motions a day to one a week.

The type of bowel motions produced can be an indication of the health of the person passing them. For example, people who are constipated produce hard turds because their digestive system is sluggish and a great deal of water is absorbed in the large intestine from the 'poo'. On the other hand, people with diahorrea have watery bowel motions. If you notice blood in your bowel motions, you should see a doctor.

See also fecal mass.
Lara went to the doctor because she was constipated and hadn't had a bowel motion (or 'poo') for ten days. She normally went to the toilet to 'poo' once a day. The doctor gave her a laxative, and she had a bowel motion the next day.
by Boris2 February 21, 2009
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David Bowie

A pretty cool/wierd dude. Either you like him and think he's cool or you hate him and parade around yelling "David Bowie is gay" like some sort of retard on crack. Although he is a little 'out there,' his singing is quite good. Most people know him as 'that guy with the hair who likes the asian girls.' They probably say that because he has strange hairstyles and does dig the women of the far East. One of his most popular songs is "Let's Dance." As in 'put on your red shoes and dance the blues.'
"David Bowie is gay!!!!!"
"You are a retard on crack. Have you even heard any of his songs?"
"...Well, no, but-"
"Then shut the hell up. David Bowie is awesome. 'Nuff said."
by Scott Irving April 9, 2006
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david bowie

one of the best musicians of all time. he was also an a visual artist, director, writer, and actor. his impressive list of great songs includes space oddity, ziggy stardust, life on mars?, changes, and ashes to ashes.
david bowie is an awesome rocker and his overall art is excellent
by ThePwner April 24, 2007
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