A high-quality and professional audio production service, specialising in music production, mixing, mastering, and sound design. Known for its attention to detail and ability to produce top-notch, radio-ready audio tracks. Named after the founder and audio engineer behind the service, Boris.
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Get the Boris Audio Works mug.The sock you use when there are no tissues available in times of need (of busting a nut). In other words, a plan B that is literally the worst possible option
by The Heumungeus Mans September 18, 2019
Get the Boris Johnson mug.In Ireland and Britain, the legal system has two "Lawyers" per se. One, a solicitor, gets work from a client etc... and if it is required to go to court, he would find two Barristers (One Senior Counsel and one Junior Counsel - but sometimes only one is needed if the case is small, then it is only a Junior Counsel, but could be a Senior, but that rarely happens).
The Barrister is the one who goes into court. He speaks, the solicitor also goes into court, but NEVER speaks. If he has to inform the Barrister of something, he would write it down on a piece of paper, and slide it accross, or whisper.
In Ireland, there are two places in the Four Courts that only Barristers may go: The Law Library, and the Barristers Restaurant. Now I always wonder, why would anyone want to become a solicitor if they cannot enter those two places...
Barristers are not allowed to advertise. And a lot of the time cases are settled before they enter court. Solicitors usually earn more money, but it is more likely for a Barrister to "rise up the ranks" to judge etc...
The Barrister is the one who goes into court. He speaks, the solicitor also goes into court, but NEVER speaks. If he has to inform the Barrister of something, he would write it down on a piece of paper, and slide it accross, or whisper.
In Ireland, there are two places in the Four Courts that only Barristers may go: The Law Library, and the Barristers Restaurant. Now I always wonder, why would anyone want to become a solicitor if they cannot enter those two places...
Barristers are not allowed to advertise. And a lot of the time cases are settled before they enter court. Solicitors usually earn more money, but it is more likely for a Barrister to "rise up the ranks" to judge etc...
"So, what's your job?"
"Solicitor"
"Hate that... I'm a Barrister, I can enter the Law Library and a special restaurant!"
"Do you want work, or not?"
"I suppose so..."
"Solicitor"
"Hate that... I'm a Barrister, I can enter the Law Library and a special restaurant!"
"Do you want work, or not?"
"I suppose so..."
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To fuck up so badly, causing mass confusion that will last for years to come.
Having no idea what you are doing, but saying it with a half confidence and a jokey way in the hope people believe you.
Ensuring blame is always pointed at everyone else except you. This is best achieved through passive racial slurs and praying on fear of immigration.
Not having any morals and being able to lie like an acrobat even when the inter is full of videos of you saying what you are denying.
No giving a fuck about anyone or anything but you own self image, and ensuring there is dodgy cash lining you pockets.
To fuck up so badly, causing mass confusion that will last for years to come.
Having no idea what you are doing, but saying it with a half confidence and a jokey way in the hope people believe you.
Ensuring blame is always pointed at everyone else except you. This is best achieved through passive racial slurs and praying on fear of immigration.
Not having any morals and being able to lie like an acrobat even when the inter is full of videos of you saying what you are denying.
No giving a fuck about anyone or anything but you own self image, and ensuring there is dodgy cash lining you pockets.
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Karen - 'I've done a Boris Johnson'
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'Karen what the hell has happened?'
Karen - 'I've done a Boris Johnson'
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