Bonked on a cinnabon

When your machiavellian boss gets off an airplane and jams two or three large Cinnabon roles down the gullet, thus creating a guaranteed sugar low about two hours later when he/she starts to plow into their email backlog. Being bonked on a cinnabon will guarantee several flaming emails with embedded rage, stinging sarcasm or all out hatred being directed back to the sender.

Brent reviewed our proposal when he got to San Jose late last night. He must have been bonked on a cinnabon, since his email reply suggested the idea was "brain dead and we were a bunch of dumb asses...!"

by goodone! June 13, 2008

boonkie

used to describe someone's butt, ass, bottom. word that originated in the south (south carolina / georgia) used by geechee & other black people there.

it smell like boonkie in here.

by datpersonhere March 25, 2023

slipper bonker

1) A couple who have sex with slippers on.
2) An annoying son of a bitch that you wish would be hit with something

1) Ew I hope my parents dont become slipper bonkers.
2) That god damn slipper bonker won't leave me alone.

by kanguala November 6, 2009

Spoink Boinked

To grab a piece of fence and to shove it up to someone's rectum and pull it out their mouth.

Judge: Sir, you are on trial for murder how do you plead.
The Accused: Not guilty like seriously I just spoink boinked him.

by ritzmaster May 10, 2021

jar jar boinks

what a fag

man, jar jar boinks is an asshole, he sold out the entire Confederation and the Republic to that sith asshat chanselor, what a jar jar boinks.

by theoldmanman March 14, 2013

BONK

*HAMMER TO HEAD*

*BONK*

by coochie doctor March 23, 2020

Boinkfeast

Originally invented by the legend Youtuber Oompaville, it is a term used to disscribe the process of sucking one's dick. It can also be a name for a gay threesome.

Brady:"What where Gabriel and Troy doing last night?"
Gavin:"Pretty sure they were having a boinkfeast."

by TOMDARAK May 3, 2020