blubbering idiot

Kanye west

That Kanye West and his Twitter rants make him sound like a blubbering idiot high on cocaine!

by AmyAquarius September 12, 2016

Buttering your bread

Spreading copious amounts semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.

Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants.

by Clay-train December 5, 2019

Buttering My Biscuit

Pouring melted butter on your asshole while masturbating.

Bro, I was beating my meat last night, but I couldnt get it off till I started buttering my biscuit.

by ToxicDruid June 29, 2019

buttering my pancake

A term that complete idiots use to mean just kidding.

Matt: Hey chris i had sex with your mom last night
Chris: What? I thought u loved me
Matt: No i just have sex with you when i feel like it

(chris begins to cry)

Chris: Oh wait a minute your just buttering my pancake:)

by Ross the Great August 27, 2006

blubbering vagina

Is someone who has sex in another person room.

Something a blubbering vagina would do

by Eloy May 30, 2004

clustering

The act of throwing Clusters Handcrafted Popcorn up in the air intentionally to be caught in the mouth.

You should record yourself “Clustering” on video.

by The Kernel February 16, 2019

Buttering

The act of rubbing a penis against an orifice to coat it in precum or lube both for 'teasing' and in preparation for penetration.

Guy 1: I'm fully into buttering baby so get ready and butter me up.
Guy 2: Dude your arse is fully buttered, you ready for these 8 inches?

by threadtheneedle August 24, 2016