Blumpkin

Verb or noun: The act of receiving oral sex while sitting on the toilet; defecation during pleasure is optional.

Jack:"Why does Carl always go to the bathroom with Veronica, leaving with a smile on his face?"
John:"Because Veronica is a dirty blumpkin whore."

"Adam got a blumpkin from that skank."
"Stacy is giving a blumpkin to that guy with HIV."

by KevinDeath December 11, 2007

Blumpkinate

when the blumpkinee(the person obtaining the blumpkin) has an uber supreme orgasm which causes him/her to produce waste out of the penis or vagina, this is very painful process and can cause a uernum and very rarely death.

He was blumpkinated last night.; He died from a blumpkinate.

by Mitchel Anstee August 01, 2010

blumpkin

the act of recieving a blow job whilst a taking a huge dump!

1. Dego:"Where is Alex tonight?"
Jordan:"Smokin the reefer"
Dego:"Silly Blumpkin"

2. "Damn after alex fell asleep, I was taking a fat shit and his sister kristen came in and gave me a blumpkin. Damn she can suck a mean dick"

by The Dego December 31, 2005

Blumpkin

When girl gives a guy a blowjob while he is sitting on the toilet.

Dave: she gave a great Blumpkin while i was taking a shit.

by Say What ? August 12, 2008

Blumpkin

A black munchkin

We welcome you to Blumpkinland!

by Blumpkin land April 29, 2013

Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while your taking a shit.

John: Why did your shit take so long? Ralph: I was getting a blumpkin from Sally.

by mikey.b.fresh February 10, 2010

blumpkinator

One who gives many blumpkins out, not only do they give many of these foul pleasures out but do it in a mean way.

As young girl, melissa was diagnosed with blumpkinitis by a world class doctor. From then on she was known as the blumpkinator.

by Brett Burnette December 13, 2007