Blow Job

N. The act of selling or distributing coke over the telephone.
In the heart of the summer we need a snow plow
What you know bout that baby its yo time
Coke transactions on the phone we call it blow job
Too fast for the feds too cocky for the cops

-Money on my mind
(Lil Wayne: The Carter 2)
by DownSouthPosted December 28, 2005
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Blow-job-bib

A bib that someone wears when giving a BJ, so their clothes will not become soiled (a-la Ms. Lewinski).
Person 1: "Was That a Blow-Job-Bib on Empire Last Night?"
Person 2: "It sure looked like it."
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky January 21, 2015
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naruto blow job

A naruto themed blowjob is actually not even a blowjob.

It's you imagining getting one, but you "Believe It!"
Yo man, did she give you a Naruto blow job?
You better believe it.
by Leeroyyyy April 10, 2017
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blow job on the rocks

The act of administering fellatio with an ice cube in one's mouth.
Sally gave me an awesome blow job on the rocks.
by sala January 17, 2003
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Barnsley blow job

During sexual congress in the "missionary position", when the lady "drops a gut" with sufficient gusto to blast her suitor's balls up his arsehole.
Rebecca was always going to deliver a Barnsley blow job in revenge for the night when I used her new white designer dress to muffle a fart, after enjoying a one-on-one romp.
The fart was a controlled blockbuster, but the sad proof of the detonation was clear for all to see when the next morning she strode proudly out of my apartment onto the
street, where the neighbours had a good laugh at all the shit up the back of her dress.
by bromp May 10, 2008
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blow job ninja

someone who freely gives blowjobs to their man to help increase the peace of their home and ultimately the world at large. utilizing mastery of speed and skill and often striking by suprise, the blowjob ninja may strike early in the morning, late at night, or in a parking garage if the mood is right.
shena snuck up on me like a blow job ninja, and damn my dick is still smiling!
by steve-q December 22, 2012
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Courtesy Blow Job

To give or receive a blowjob without any return on the favor.
After Jim took her to a nice dinner and the movie, Kerry gave him a courtesy blowjob and a peck on the cheek before he dropped her back at home.

Being on the rag, the best I could do was give him a courtesy blow job for his troubles.
by Kate Charlton August 01, 2008
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