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I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

a humorous way of denying that you farted
Person 1: Eww! Come on, did you just fart?

Person 2: I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss
by what do i care 125 August 25, 2022
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blew a cornhole

1) caused by a lack of understanding of Chemistry
2) a state of extreme anger to the extent where words can not convey one's emotions
During their long winded debate over whether hydrogen is a chemical element, the muffin man blew a cornhole.

While working on his chemistry homework, Vladimir became so angry that he blew a cornhole.
by Clicker # 6 May 7, 2011
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blew my uni'

abbreviation for "blew my universe"

in relation to: tossed my 'verse aka "tossed my universe"
that totz blew my uni' and tossed my 'verse
by Choodles135 August 19, 2007
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Bush blew

When you rub the tip of your cock on her pussys bush, and you blow your load on her labia Majoria and labia minor a at the same time.
Man, that girl I fucked last night i Bush blew her so hard.
by Back door dog July 3, 2018
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blew blew

blew blew adj: a big ass babyfaced left tackle lookin motherfucker.
Shut yo mouf blew blew boyyyyyy. Ohhhhooohhhhhh!!!!!
by Chome Norris July 9, 2018
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big blew eyes

The pair of lovely objects that glance up at you submissively and/or wondering how well their owner is satisfying you while she's giving you head.
Being given a luscious-lipped blowjob is super-pleasurable "just in and of itself", but getting an occasional adoring gaze from the big blew eyes of your cute pleasurer makes the experience even more special and satisfying.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
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Blew

Dude did you hear about trump being put in a peach?
Obama is a blew
by I am beer December 25, 2019
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