blarf

When a man receives oral sex while vomitting.

John received a blarf after eating oysters and hiring a hooker.

by Kenton December 17, 2003

berf

An interjection used immediately after a sarcastic remark, for the sake of emphasis and humor, to test others' gullibility and unreasonable willingness to believe everthing they hear

"Silly rabbit, seriously, come over here and you can have some Trix..."
"Sweet Ecstasy!" *the silly rabbit promptly pops up like toast and gaily clicks his hind paws together in midair*
"...Berf!"

by The Wadinator January 14, 2008

Blerd

A Black nerd. See also nerd

Jack: Hey, Mike stayed up all night playing World of Warcraft
James: Yeah, he is such a blerd

by Toby G January 6, 2008

bleriod

1. The blokes (man) period, commonly when a man isn't feeling 100%.
2. When a man is acting like a woman on the rag.
3. A man's sympathetic reaction to a woman's period.

It's that time of the month, I've got my bleriod.
What's up with Jeff? Must be that time of the month, he's got his bleriod.

by cunning stunt October 12, 2005

blerim

Albanian name

His name is blerim

by Brown eyed monster May 29, 2016

blarf

The unavoidable product (vomit) of reading too many pretentious bloggs.

The latest entry was so pretentious it made me blarf.

by Veaman October 22, 2006

Bler

Bler can mean two things depending on the pronounciation of it. Under the first pronunciation it can be used to mean a stronger version of the word "bleh"

Under the second it can be a combination of the words "bleh" and "errr" to mean a sort of depressive "duh!"

This word comes from a mispelling of the word "bleh" that seemed to fit the randomness of the conversation

1. Holy shite, today my girlfriend broke up with me and my parents kicked me out, not to mention I have the flu. I just feel so...bler

2. Oh my gosh, I failed my test because I thought that 4x8=16....blerr!

by Mike October 22, 2004