Blasphe-mas

A time of year when the immaculate birth of an important religious figure is inaccurately celebrated while the holiday is simultaneously stripped of all religious meaning.

Merry Blasphe-mas, Blasphe-mas

by SubEclipse November 11, 2008

blastfemy

Like blasphemy, except the offence is against a rock star/band who have reached god-like stature.

You mean you don't like Mick Jagger, as in the Rolling Stones? You're so 1950s. They are a blast and you... you...musicneanderthal, you just committed a blastfemy and may your iPod be invaded by Neil Diamond songs.

by vivauganda January 21, 2011

blasphomaic

anyone with a I hate god complex

he has a blasphomaic outlook on life

by bill matteson December 3, 2005

blisphemy

the pleasurable experience that is personally virtuous but publicly shameful.

the Blisphemy of having to really:

go to the bathroom; blow your nose; spit; or make any bodily sound; swear obscenities; occasionally indulge in any excess like eating, sleeping etc.

by PoetryWithoutANet May 10, 2009

blasphemacating

In the act of blasphemy

April was Blasphemacating at dinner.

by random blasphemacater March 4, 2012

Blasphememe

Blasphememe ©
(noun)
the act of creating/seeing/spreading a meme that is so dank, it's blasphemous in its origin

"John Cena randomly appearing in Scooby Doo for no apparent reason? Now that's just blasphememe!!!"

by LizardQueen👑 May 20, 2016

Blasphemophobic

A fear of blasphemy, but especially a fear of offending a religious person with blasphemy.

Katia: That's a great atheist quote. Why don't you put it on FaceBook?

Chris: I don't want to upset my friends. A lot of them are blasphemophobic.

by SuperKatGirl September 5, 2016