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Lester Bangs

Lester was born in 1948 and passed away in 1982. Lester Bangs was a well known, highly respected rock critic. He was also an author, part-time rock singer and generally a very talented writer. The way I see it, its fair to say he was the Jack Kerouac of rock literature. As a journalist, he had a reputation for being honest and passionate.
1. Lester's rock idol was Lou Reed, but Lester wasnt afraid to tell Lou to go jump in the lake.

2. Lester Bangs never kissed rock star ass.

3. Lester Bangs got fired from Rolling Stone Magazine for having enough respect for his readers to be brutally honest.
by I hate Jann Wenner! May 19, 2005
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blang

Secondhand (used or stolen) bling;
Commonplace bling; Tired, outdated bling;
Scratch, dent or crack damaged closeout bling;
Knock-off, wanna-be bling from the 99c Store.

Like costume jewelry, it don't spark and catch the eye;
but with dark glasses, you pimpin',
PAUL CROUCH ON TBN: "Mr. T why don't you wear all those gold chains that you are known for anymore? You look 50 pounds lighter!"

MR. T: Well, Paul, after I saw all the sufferin' in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, I decided right then that bling was BLANG. I couldn't flaunt my wealth in the face of all that suffering."

(Besides, them niggas'll kill ya.)
by Chango Bolamongo October 9, 2006
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side bangs

bangs that consist of the front part of the hair being radically parted, and then cut on the side while the hair is side parted. bangs are not worn in front of the eyes. common in the "scene".
dude, me and my scene friends all have side bangs
by sydney suicide x August 26, 2006
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vagina bangs

A hairstyle in which there is a part in the bangs directly in the middle of the forehead similar to the way that the female genitalia is split.
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Blankshipping

Blankshipping is the term used to romantically and or sexually ship the Pokémon characters Ingo and Emmet, characters from Pokémon Black and White and Black and White 2. The characters are twin brothers, as in they shared an amniotic sac so it's safe to consider that many people do not want them to diddle each other. When you find a person who seems to have this sentiment for incest; block them. Do not harass or threaten that person.
People on tumblr: I think blankshipping isn't weird! In fact, here's my crayon drawing of Ingo giving head to Emmet.

Normal person: This is basically oncest but with Pokemon characters that barely have screentime wtf
by Vermin#5 June 30, 2023
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Whatever blanks your blank

"Whatever *add verb* your *add noun*" You say this when you just go with the other persons judgment on anything because you're done dealing with them. There are many results.
Whatever tickles your peach.
Whatever floats your boat.
Whatever kills your mouse.
Whatever nails your mom.
Whatever smokes your bud.
Whatever blanks your blank
by whatevercleansyourmess March 9, 2011
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blanks

1. What a man that has undertaken a vascectomy edjaculates (the concept that what he fires is useless)
After his vasectomy, tony could no longer fire live rounds, he could only fire blanks.
by t0m_s_1 May 2, 2007
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