bitchmissed

when the chick you are used to get laid with is actually "making you miss the trip".

She just bitchmissed me with my ex-girlfriend.

by -CELL- May 11, 2007

Bitchenistic

Adj: An act that would commonly be performed by a bitch. Used to describe the act itself. May be used regarless of gender of implied person.

"Dude, she slashed your tires? That's bitchenistic!"

Putting two praying mantis' in a bowl until one ate the other would be bitchenistic.

by Crawdaddy July 21, 2008

bitchnap

to kidnap a person you really hate and has bitch like qualities and is not kid like in any way, making kidnap unusable
Past tense: Bitchnapped

Tom-"Tonight, we're gonna bitchnap that freaking slore(slut whore)."
Tim- "Why?"
Tom- "Because she gave you a B."
Tim- "Oh yeah... Fuck that slore!!"

by DatGuyWhoThrowsFruit@Walls May 20, 2011

bitchlism

Bitchlism is when you're about to smack someone out without them knowing then when you deliver your hardest smack you connect by saying “BITCH” at the same time. Originated from Jamie Foxx

Dustin: Oh look there he his wait, wait. .......*SMACK* “BITCH!!” i'm on car, he on the ground tryin to figure out what the fuck just happened :D

Harold: *groans* WTF JUST HAPPENED???
Dustin: YOU JUST GOT BITCHLISM!!

by iThreeSoME June 9, 2011

Bitchnapped

When a grown ass women is abducted. Disappeares with out a trace and is never heard from again, or is eventually found but has suffered so much abuse she is catatonic!

Tom "Has anyone seen Jessica lately?"
Heather " naw home girl got bitchnapped last week!"

by Patsy January 15, 2017

Bitchister

A sister who is always bitchy.

I want to go but my Bitchister won't shut up long enough to give me a ride.

by R.o.c.k.e.r August 14, 2020

Bitchness

The owner of a truck that has a tiny bed! Normally these guys can be found at local malls and Walmart’s trying to find a dick to suck!!! Beware as they may belittle ppl with bigger truck beds as they think 12 inches of cab space makes them superior, when it’s just their way of compensating for a small dick and being in the closet!!

That guy is bitchness!

by That guy 17202 January 5, 2021