IB biology

An IB subject that will cause permanent brain damage to whoever decides to take it, it will destroy the brain cells left in your brain and make you feel like spare time doesn't exist.

Mark: hey how is your Bio IA going?
You: shut the fuck up Mark of corse i didn't even start it

Mark: but it's due tomorrow

You: eh who cares this is IB biology

by tha_boyzz December 17, 2022

the law of biology

a made-up explanation by an accountant as to why one cannot finishing consuming 5 beers without peeing

I really wanted to finish my bucket of beers at the theater but it was either my lack of testicles or the law of biology that made me have to use the bathroom prior to finishing them... I left the movie theater in shame.

by tornadochaser November 22, 2013

Mrs. Spearmans Biology Class

Dare Robertson gets bullied and stuff gets lit on fire.

I’m gonna go bully dare in Mrs. Spearmans Biology Class

by quickest hand in the west March 29, 2019

Bisogynous

When a girl is up for both anal and vaginal sexual activities.

Suhh dude! Turns out the girl I was with last night was bisogynous, how lucky am I bro!

by Balls and ACT 3000 August 30, 2016

biology

a subject that causes pain to students who take it

im going to bomb the retarded ass biology midterm tomorrow

by u motherfukin bitch December 19, 2018

biology

One of the more useless sciences where one learns of the ways in which life came to be and how it has changed over time. also of how organisms reproduce, and engage in all the precesses that are necesary for the continucane of thier own lives and that of thier fellow species. also known for the completely eccentric teachers who preach it like its the love of ther lives and who endlessly enjoy nothing more than knowing how organisms live.

completely inferior to other sciences such as Chemistry and Physics, but is still usefull for a few laughs

Biology is easy to understand, but i dont care how vertebrates
digest thier food, i just want to know how to blow stuff up!!!

by Newdolz January 13, 2006

biology

Pretty much the class that tells us that we are all made to fuck each other. Think about it. We are human species. We reproduce. We have been theoretically came from apes so we are made to fuck whoever we want to please.

Oh my biology teacher told us that is normal to masturbate and fuck.

by Kyle 230 May 5, 2010