mountain biking

making love to the earth through the use of a bike

mountain biking is what I do all day.

by runderhill December 25, 2010

bike polo

Polo played on bicycles. Played either hard-court (relatively new) or on grass (over 100 years of tradition), there is dispute over weather the sport originated in India or Ireland. Two teams try to bat a tiny soccer ball through opposing goal posts without dabbing their feet on the ground.

All's fair in love, war and bike polo.

by reZzreZz March 2, 2008

Bike Sherpa

Someone capable of carrying a ridiculous amount of cargo while riding their bicycle, usually with a cigarette dangling from their mouths.

Did you see that guy carrying 6 cases of empties, an old television, three boxes of Lucky Charms a mannequin and a cage with a cockatiel in it? He's a total Bike Sherpa.

by Wilbur McTicklebottom July 15, 2009

BFF Bikini Top Swap

When two (or more) girl friends with different colored bikinis swap their tops so that they're matching. Used especially on social media to show that they're best friends.

"My friend and I did a BFF bikini top swap at the beach so everyone knew we were there together"

by Blackjack Archer January 9, 2023

bike boner

A bike boner is what a cyclist gets when they see a very nice bicycle either on the road, in a shop or locked to a bike rack.

In most cases it is a bicycle that they themselves cannot afford.

A hipster would see a fixie all decked out in radical ironic colors and totally pop a bike boner.

A Performance Cyclist would see a Trek or Cervelo decked out with all the most unnecessarily expensive components and get a raging spandex bike boner.

A Cross-Country cyclist would see panniers, saddlebags and fenders and erect a towering bike boner.

by fireproofpants October 3, 2010

bikeroiding

The act of riding a bike while on steroids.

Lance Armstrong won 7 Tour de France in a row, but it was later discovered that he had been bikeroiding.

by DanielUW August 24, 2012

bikola

A fat retard with a stupid haircut and a massive forehead.

Is that bikola
No it's an autistic cat

by Dj wu fb ddk jfkebdhf December 8, 2016