Beached Whale

A girl/boy that thinks they are so skinny and popular when in reality everybody hates them and they are so fat and annoying.

"Omg Gretchen is so fat and annoying i feel so bad for her."
"Omg ik shes such a beached whale."

by sorrymargeybabey May 21, 2017

beached whale

A beached whale is made by turning off the water to someone's toilet, then flushing the toilet so that the bowl is devoid of water, then taking a shit.

Andrew was a terrible party host, so I left him a beached whale.

by JDN February 6, 2006

Hoe beached whale slut

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Hoe beached whale slut goes to st michles

by Fukin aussie July 30, 2019

Beyatch

A Male/Female that exibits feminine behaviorism or implies a person who get fucked rather than does the fucking.

"Leshaun is a punk-ass, suck-ass beyatch"

by J Po July 12, 2002

Bewitched

When a straight guy feels like experimenting sexually with other men, he may find himself "bewitched" by exploring his bi/gay curiousities with one, or multiple gay guys. One particular sex act in this situation is called being "bewitched," when the straight guy is getting blown while also having his ass rimmed simultaneously by two gay men.

I didn't think I'd be that into it, but I totally loved getting bewitched this weekend.

by gaywitch October 23, 2017

pebble beached

an expression of being extremely high after smoking marijuana

I am pebble beached right now

by joesphjoes February 12, 2010

bewitched

a man having sex with a another man and a woman. the woman is fucking the man dog style and the other man is on the bottom licking pussy and sucking dick

cathy bewitched clay and i last night

by hackerrazzi January 7, 2009