To erik one's bedross

To shit one's pants

To erik one's bedross: "I watched a scary movie last night. Almost erik'd my bedross."

by Tinytrip May 29, 2010

Bedroom Musk

The smell associate with sex.

It smells like bedroom musk up in here.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008

Minecraft: Story Mode Season 2 Episode 4: Below the Bedrock

the greatest video game of all time. its story, characters and music is unforgettable. comparing this game to another masterpiece, for example Knack 2, would be like comparing a Whale to a Rat. there is nothing that comes close to this level of masterpiece. thinking of an even greater game than this masterpiece is a death sentence in most countries. it isn't available anywhere now because Telltale "Went Bankrupt" but if you ask me, that's just a cover up story, they actually want people to forget about this masterpiece ever existing

Robert: Hey dude what are you playing?
Gilbert: Oh, i'm playing Minecraft: Story Mode Season 2 Episode 4: Below the Bedrock
Robert: the gods has made you one of them. use your power wisely, young one

by the god of MC:SMS2E4:BTB July 25, 2020

Bedroom Bisexual

Someone who gets a hard on when they see a sexy man or woman. Someone who would have sexual relations with a man or a woman. But would only date or marry someone of the opposite sex.

Someone who's ultimate fantasy is to suck cock while they have sex.

Adam: Dam that girl has some nice boobs! I wanna suck on them!

Rob: Yeah man she is hot!

Adam: Dam look at that guys tight ass! I wanna go down on him!

Rob: Gross dude... Don't you have a girlfriend?

Adam: Yeah bro I'm a bedroom bisexual

by Bi Stud October 12, 2009

el beardo

El beardo is a nickname commonly given to the manliest of men. These men always of course have full grown grizzly adam's beards to show how awesome they are. People with this nickname are also known to be extremely succesful with the ladies.

Dan: Have you seen Caleb Hofmann's awesome beard?

Jessica Alba: O you mean El Beardo? Yea we had sex like eight times last week.

by Weston Zurbrugg February 20, 2008

Beardologist

Someone that specializes in beards.

Dude 1: "Hey, man, how long do you think it would take for my brother to grow a beard out?"

Dude 2: "I don't know, I'm not a Beardologist."

by Lightning Boy March 12, 2009

Bedroom Banger

Songs that is meant to provoke a feeling of sexual lust in the bedroom or nightclubs. Often characterized by sexual lyrics and suggestions for sexual activities.

-A couple of the guys went to the Rihanna Loud tour concert, "Skin" was one of her bedroom bangers and her moves backed up her lyrics. A lot of them were both aroused and pissed off when a girl got on stage to be lapdanced by Rihanna.

-I invited my girl last night to chill at my place, started making out with her over a bedroom banger from Usher.

by Linguo Dude June 30, 2011