Bellend

William Mccue

William mccue likes boys so he is a bellend

by Bellend lover August 22, 2020

bellend

Top of the penis, also a British insult. Basically the same as saying "dickhead"

Alex: Hey, did you see how Dan acted at the party last night?

Jamie: Yeah, I couldn't believe it. He was being such a bellend, especially when he started arguing with everyone for no reason.

Alex: I know, right? It was so embarrassing. I hope he realizes how out of line he was.

Jamie: Hopefully, someone talks to him about it. We can't have another night like that.

by whatisapseudonym104 June 24, 2024

Bellender

Someone who's more than just a bellend, but isn't quite the bellendest out there - is technically a bellender

- Man you're such a bellend!
- well if am bellend means you're basically the bellender in here!

by Ivyedera March 2, 2023

Bellend

A bellend is a U.K term used for a cup / mug

You have a pretty bellend

by DANJM_69 January 8, 2022

Bellend

Garry Jones

Garry Jones is a bellend

by Noel j December 22, 2019

bellend

literally means the end of a cock.

general fucking idiot. nobody likes a bellend.

self obsessed twat that usually smellf

‘how’s your brother?’
‘oh, he’s being a fucking bellend.’

by fucking slag September 29, 2022

Bellend

Get your mind out of the gutter it’s a village in England

I’m from bellend

by FP.27 August 16, 2022