Jingle bellend

An idiot at Christmas

You should’ve seen Colin at the office Christmas party. He squeezed Debbie from resources nipples in a nutcracker and then dropped his trolleys and farted in the bowl of fruit punch! What a jingle bellend!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

Bellend

Garry Jones

Garry Jones is a bellend

by Noel j December 22, 2019

Bellend

William Mccue

William mccue likes boys so he is a bellend

by Bellend lover August 22, 2020

Bellend

William mccue

William mccue likes the end of a Bobbie so he is a bellend

by Bellend lover August 22, 2020

Bellend

A bellend is a person who wears any type of clothery from spurs or any London club

"Morgan is a bellend she has a spurs hat and mask"

by shehgsgwbwe October 8, 2020

Battenburg Bellend

If your a men and women/men like to give you oral sex and you enjoy and do it alot

My neighbour Dave must have a Battenburg Bellend as I've seen alot of different women coming from his house at night.

by Moo I'm a cow! October 30, 2012

bertie bellend

an idiot

"you see that guy cross the motorway without looking?"

"what a bertie bellend"

by southwalessniper July 6, 2012