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anal-berger shocker

The act of inserting 2 fingers into the ass, and 1 into the vagina. This is usually performed when she is laying on her stomach. This is the inverse of the common shocker. Only the kinkiest of slampigs will ask or allow for this to happen. Commonly described a number of ways, for example 2 in the stink, 1 in the pink. Attempting this move on a slampig not directly asking for it is reserved for those of the highest bro king status as this can very easily backfire and for those trying to degrade women as much as possible.
I went in for the shocker but the chick flipped over and begged for the anal-berger shocker.

My night got really weird when the slampig I was with asked me to give her the anal-berger shocker.

Friend 1: How did your night end up?

Friend 2: It was going well until I went for the anal-berger shocker and I got a hair iron thrown at me as I ran through the dorm naked holding my clothes over my crotch as everyone came out to view my shame.
by Jake Chillinhaal July 10, 2011
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beager

A beager is a bear mixid with a tiger.
billy:a ..a ..a
jeff:a what
billy:a beager
by kig john November 16, 2016
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Keg Begger

A single or group of teenagers who post up outside of liquor stores and approach customers asking them to purchase alcohol for them.
Teenager: Hey man. Think you could do me a favor an buy some beer for us?

Friend 1: Man it's like a ghetto round here with all these Keg Beggers.

Friend 2: Well to be fare, i remember our youthful days of Keg Begging.
by -Jones12- September 25, 2010
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Pussy Begger

A complete loser who can't get laid and is always begging a women to have sex with them. Has no idea how to persuade a woman to inguage in sexual activities due to lack of game.

Is also an embarrasment to all of his male friend because he's constantly repeling women away.
Kevin: Damn i can't get pussy for nothing, i try to be nice but it doesn't work.

Michael: Maybe if you would stop being a pussy begger you might get some. Women find it pathetic when men beg.
by ApacheWarrior November 15, 2009
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berger

An older man that trys to sleep with boys under the age of 15. These types of people were most likely raped as young children and are extremely homosexual.
That faggot over there is trying to run a berger
by wvboy September 18, 2006
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Tom Bergeron

A 5-cup beer pong re-rack with three cups on one side and two on the other. It is also commonly referred to as a Zipper, Special Olympics, or 3-2 Offset, but these people are uncivilized heathens without any class. A real man calls for a Tom Bergeron.
"Hey let me get a Tom Bergeron"

"Gimme a good ol' Tommy B"
by treekin May 14, 2014
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old man begger

A 3'4'' Oriental man with incredible powers. Wears an over sized chinese raiden style hat. Always salute him with you left hand whilst stating his name. Has demonic powers.
"What are you up to now old MAN begger?"
"WET WILLY MALPHUS" - Old man begger quote
by Angry Calaen September 27, 2004
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