Beejed

Beejed Be-ja-ed (past tense) Also known as beej or blow job.

The act of oral sex or fellatio upon a males genitalia and or penis.

noun: An act of fellatio.
verb tr: To fellate.
verb intr: To perform a beejer.
adjective: Pertaining to, suggestive of, or conducive to a blowjob.
interj: Used to raise the topic of, or call attention to, a beej.

(Order of examples matches that of parts of speech)

"Dude! last night, I totally got beejed by that shamelessly hussy-like appointment coordinator we used to employ here".

While changing in the locker room after practice one day, two girls from the cheerleading squad came in and unexpectedly beejed him.

"That girl beejed really well" said the man watching a pornographic film by himself.

After five minutes of awkward silence in their conversation, he blurted out "beejed!", receiving one shortly there after.

by NWSully March 10, 2015

Beejoo

Beejoo means whatever you want it to mean. You can use it as a replacement for any word.

I'm feeling beejoo today.

That's beejoo.
Beejoo.

by Beejoo777 February 8, 2019

Beejaan

A code word for bitch, otherwise used as a female dog.

Why is that girl being such a beejaan

by Beeshaan October 29, 2019

beejork

someone who is obese asf, while also being a twink

like bro.... pick a struggle

Liam: I am a beejork
Adam: Yuck wtf you obese twin

by jane_joans September 9, 2021

beejay

Also, for slopokes, it is BJ

My girlfriend gave me a beejay last night

by Dormidont March 27, 2009

Beejing

A sexual fetish. One person (the beejer) finds another person and murders them. After letting the body marinate for about 2 days, the eyeballs are harvested as well as most of the victim's body hair. This hair is then woven through the optic nerve of both eyeballs, creating a string of anal beads. These are then inserted into the beejer's butthole.

"Do you want to go beejing?"
"I did a beej last night. The eyballs were especially squishy."

by beejpioneer May 20, 2015

Beejy

Beejy: adj. the style of communication whereby one inflates the ego or standing of another by way of a "verbal blow job."

"Liz is always so beejy with our boss - she might as well get on her knees!"

by JoseRose December 29, 2007