the bear

when pat anderson is tripping on coricidin cough and cold and he rips egg farts throughout the whole night, non stop until someone has to quarantine his smelly ass.
Dude the bear farted so much that he shit his underwear
by dooglas October 28, 2006
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the bear

A dead, old cheating drunk who used to coach the Alabama football team. Gumps view him as the second coming of Christ.
One part of the Holy Bammer Trinity, the other two parts being Joe Namath and Kenny Stabler. Gumps will often wear houndstooth-pattern clothing, to pay tribute to their fallen savior and his famous hat.
Gump 1: "Remember when the Bear was coach and we didn't lose to the likes of LA-Monroe?"
Gump 2; "I sure do! ROWE TIDE ROWE!"
by Cheeses Priced May 19, 2008
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bears

Waste material, especially fecal matter, that is expelled from the body after digestion.
by bmoc May 16, 2006
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bearing

Danish slang for taking a shit, is "bjørne". Can be directly translated as an act of "bearing". A bear is a synonym for shit. The act of shitting as so is called "Bearing" - or as we say in Denmark "bjørne".
Dude, I've got a huge bear on deck... Imma go bearing.
by danishflandersdk August 08, 2015
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Bear

strong powerful and talented guy...caring and thoughtful....
Bear will sing and make you smile...
by DebKSW June 06, 2011
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The-Bear

Top advocate of DonJay in WWE Champions mobile game. Undefeated in arguments. Former town member and leader of the pitchfork brigade. Has never finished first in a faction event.
The-bear is best known for saying bear here or best bear here. The bear often reminds flow to wipe Firpi’s slurpi off his mouth before acknowledging him. The best bear won the admiration of the champions community for his daily post on beating the peter tour.
by McDaddy gaming July 13, 2021
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Bear

A bear is a big big big big animal which exists on Earth.

There are black, white, (usually polar bears) and brown.
I have a pet. It is a bear.
"What?! Bear?!"
by May 03, 2021
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