beaglehoof

a fuckin ugly girl

Damn she is ugiler then a beaglehoof

by unknown July 2, 2003

Beagle Boy

A male who has similar qualities/attributes of a beagle. Qualities such as being good with children, having an annoying scream/bark but a very persuasive voice. Is almost always a social Antichrist in the sense that he is liked and hated by everyone. Will also eat anything non-stop and always has a few pounds on him yet still finds a way to keep running and chasing down the neighbor's fucking cat. A very interesting person to meet at comic-con

Person1: Dude, you see Tom?
Person 2: That crazy asshole who killed Ms.Nelsons cat?
Peron 1: Yeah that guy.
Person 2: Hes such a Beagle Boy.

by TobyTheHound October 14, 2013

barely beagle

Commonly associated with barely legal, but refers to dogs instead. It’s the act of fucking dogs that are a breed called “barely beagle”...a inbred breed of dog that looks like a physicalally retarded beagle (it deserves to be fucked because it looks so acoustic ). Its also a vast category on various beastiality/porn sites that require membership(some people to poor to get...) Very popular to say to a particular notorious retardant person that goes to auti BOCES/Mexico Prison.

“ Trent go watch barely beagle you autistic fuck”. “Trent you poor fuck you cant even afford the barely beagle membership you loosin mother fucker just go kill yourself”.

by yeah mayn May 15, 2018

bejangles

It's pronounced as "beh-jayn-gals".
It's humorously used to refer to the male genatilia.

Guys are known to scratch their bejangles (crotch) in public.

by KAWF October 4, 2008

beagle puss

Those snazzy glasses that come with bushy eyebrows, a nose, and a mustache. Based on the look of Groucho Marx.

Bobby: Wow that beagle puss is a great disguise. I didn't even recognize you!

Bill: Really?!

Bobby: No.

by y-ye-yea-yeah April 21, 2011

Spread beagle

When a girl is laying on her back and her floppy tits fall to the side under her armpits and they look like an old pair of beagle ears.

I took that girl home from the bar last night and I couldn't get my nut because she had a droopiest set of spread beagle I have ever seen.

by Dogs anal July 1, 2017

Bangle

Three bananas attached together at the stem. Not four or two (bunch, couple respectively).

Dude, I picked up a bangle of delicious bananas.

Bring me a bangle of bananas bitch!

by nanamumu March 15, 2009