spread your beanage

a way of making sure that you create a recipe of chilli that crosses all types of beans, including chilli beans, kidney beans, pinto beans, and butter beans (at least 3 types of beans). Ensuring a spread of beans, aka beanage ratio within the recipe.

Jay: "Hey dude, this chilli is so good. I think there are at least 3 types of beans in this chilli!"

Matty: "Yeah, I always include a lot of different beans in my chilli. The key to a successful chilli is, you have to make sure, you spread your beanage."

by Slapping Theresa December 1, 2009

Bean bag

An employee or co-worker that is incompetent, lazy and lethargic. Said employee or co-worker arrives late on a regular basis and creates wildly outlandish stories when arriving late. Said stories may include but not limited to the following: Spilling orange juice on one's self when driving, having to go to the bank to get money, frequent car accidents, inclement weather in adjacent cities, selling rare coin collections, and various types of illness. Said employee or co-worker additionally spends the limited time they are at work taking frequent smoke breaks, bullshiting, and eating assortments of junk food.

Tell bean bag to actually get some work done and stop annoying me with his stupid questions!

by Raymond Poison April 14, 2011

Beanbagging

Female version of Teabagging. Because women have a 'bean'.

How was your date last night?
We were beanbagging
Whats that?
Like teabagging but the other way round

by Freakboy182 September 24, 2011

airry bean bag

Old man balls with enough hair to knit a sweeter

Saw some dude taking poo in the woods and his plum sack and pubes were touching the floor " told my buddy that's one Airry bean bag"

by Airry o la May 20, 2017

Thermonuclear Beanage

It's like a hydrogen bomb: You eat the normal beans first which causes the outer beanage (Bush's honey flavor) to create an uncontrolled flatulation reaction.

I just ate the second can of beans. OH GOD I CAN'T STOP THE THERMONUCLEAR BEANAGE FROM CREATING A HIGH PRESSURE ZONE IN MY INTESTINE THUS THRUSTING EJECTA OUT MY REAR QUADRANT!

by arecibo drake April 13, 2010

Bean Bag

A presumably uninsured jalopy that contains a dozen or more Mexicans. Said vehicle is typically an 80s-era, USA-brand van or minivan with oxidating paint, cheap purple tinting, honeycombs of dents, gaudy chrome tire rims, and a large Virgin Mary and/or Mexican flag and/or Oakland Raiders decal(s) on the back window and Latino/Salsa radio station stickers on the rear bumper. Often seen in downscale areas of Santa Ana and decaying LA suburbs of Bell Gardens, Pico Rivera, South Gate, and Huntington Park. In general, prevalence of Bean Bags in a city indicates lack of white or Asian majority. Sometimes blaring Mexican polka/ranchera music ostensibly broadcasted from radio stations advertised on bumper stickers. Driver travels at least 20 miles per hour below the speed limit at all times. Driver and rest of adults are often obese with vacant expressions on their faces; kids in car also obese but often seen jumping up and down on seats or floor of vehicle or staring blankly at you through its back windows as you nearly get killed trying to pass it on the 5 Freeway in heavy traffic.

I was on the 5 this morning when I got stuck behind a bean bag full of fat Mexicans.

by WhooooAreYouuuu June 11, 2006

bean bag toss

The incorrect way to talk about the game Cornhole

"Hey wanna go play some bean bag toss?"
"What? Are you an idiot? You mean Cornhole, right?"

by TheHoagieFish January 11, 2016