BAUMF

B.A.U.M.F.
Big Ass Ugly Mother Fucker. A deragatory word used for Somoans and/or anyone of pacific islander descent.

Guy1: Man fuck that samoan bitch!
Guy2: Dude shut up, those Baumfs will fuck you up!

by Codename: 47 January 28, 2004

baumgarner

Those who shave their faces, and magically turn into what is known as The Thumb. His arch nemesis is Dr. Manicure. He'll hit on young women, even if engaged, and takes pride in things like being negative two hundred and fifty dollars in the bank account.

"Yeah, my boyfriend just got a new job. He'll be making a lot more money now."

"HEHHEH, IM -250 IN DA BANK. I JUST NEED DAT WEED MAN, YA FEEL ME? HEH!"

Damnit baumgarner.

by Bingtong February 22, 2014

baumbachery

a neoliberal elite creative's unique way of continuously signaling a productive form of artistic intensity; the presentation of a cool story that centers the contemporary softboy; the retelling of an emotional journey that doesn't involve enough shame; an obvious symbology that only serves the purpose of making the audience feel smart

"Noah is projecting a high degree of baumbachery today"

"I just saw the baumbachery remake of a pithy swedish movie from the 70s – Colin Jost's wife is a-mazing in it, I think she even smokes a cig"

by pseudwife December 16, 2019

Brodie Baumann

A short little twat who is literally the most annoying fucker you will ever meet. He has the stupidest voice, pants, and face you will ever see. fuck him!

Hey do you know Brodie Baumann? Yes I do he's a fucking twat and I hate his stupid pants.

by SepMcGleb December 10, 2021

baumann

The slut or prostitute for a specific town or area

Stay away from her, she's the local baumann

by Bill Science the Nye guy April 16, 2019

Baumgartner

A Baumgartner is a psychotic Nazi fanatic. Often times they dress in lederhosen and slaughter jews in their past time. their favorite form of death for the jewish race is removing their genitalia and choking them with it.

in ze ghetto many of my fellow jewish accountants ver killed wis out mercy by ze baumgartners.

by jissabella April 12, 2009

baumgartner

A slang term for a racist of German descent. Particularly hates Jews, blacks, and Mexicans. Typically obsessed with Nazi paraphernalia and maintains a fetish interest in Nazi uniforms and speaking German. Often likes the band Ramstein. Is not an actual member of neo-Nazi or white power groups, but enjoys the alleged "cool factor" of racism and pro-Nazi feelings among a certain subset of alienated white youth. Often, baumgartners are self-hating gay males who try to pass as straight and who enjoy the homoerotic nature of Nazi hypermasculinity and sadomasochism.

I went to high school in California, and a lot of the blue-collar white guys were baumgartners. They drew swastikas on their notebooks and joked about killing Jews and Mexicans.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009