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naked ballet 

a strip club or exotic dance club
Having Pacman Jones play offense means he'll have to spend more time learning the entire playbook instead frequenting the naked ballet. (SportsCenter)
naked ballet by anonymous19 May 23, 2008

Retard Ballet

When you have to navigate a large crowd of stupid people to accomplish a goal.
Frank just wanted to get gas, but he had to navigate a Retard Ballet to get to the pumps.
Retard Ballet by B-Lister November 15, 2010

Ajkun Ballet Theatre 

The Ajkun Ballet Theatre (AKA AjkunBT) was founded in New York in 2000 by a board of directors to support the artistic vision and professional philosophy of Leonard and Dr. Chiara Ajkun.
The 501 c3 not-for profit corporation’s mission statement reads as primary focus to open the avenue of opportunities in the world of dance to emerging artists and primary mission to share the experience of this art form – as interpreted in the work of Leonard and Dr. Chiara Ajkun – with diverse audiences through showcases, residencies and performing arts-education venues and programs.

Today, AjkunBT is an umbrella organization governed by a board of directors, an artistic advisory board and a board of trustees, for five entities incorporated in five countries managing:
AjkunBT fund (introduced in the year 2000)
Trainee programs (introduced in the year 2001)
Ajkun Ballet Theatre company (introduced in the year 2004)
and a variety of performing, educational and international programs.

The Artistic Directors Leonard and Dr Chiara Ajkun co- direct a company of international dancers that epitomize talent and artistic excellence from across the world.
I watched the Ajkun Ballet Theatre perform the Nutcracker in New York

Shit Flake Ballet 

Shit flake ballet is a toilet based scene created by a person with hillbilly mentality and severe self-inflicted bowel issues. A person engaged in the generation of this scene initially drops a half liquid shit flake mix out of his ass into a toilet. He then proceeds to gently stir the bowl of shit flakes with his semi hard cock, until the entire universe of shit flakes is dancing around the bowl in a harmonious and theatrical fashion.
It's the Shit Flake Ballet, baby! Nanananananaaanaa
Shit Flake Ballet by Höegardener October 18, 2010

Surgical Ballet 

1) A fight, or move in which someone twirls and spins around long bladed weapons

2) A flurry of spinning sharp objects
1) -Ryan gets in a fight with Fred-

Fred: I'm about to bust your face with my brass knuckles, any thing you wanna say?

-Ryan unsheaths two chinese hook swords and spins them around in a wide range flurry, lacerating Fred and his thugs-

Onlooker1: that was freaking brutal

onlooker2: that was a surgical ballet

2) Dude1: Man, remember when the window broke behind the skydiving fan?

Dude2: yeah man, that was a freaking surgical ballet, i had to get alot of stitches

vagina ballet 

Colloquial term for female orgasm.
"...so we started slow and sweet, and then she changed it up and did this thing with her tongue, and whatever it was... I've never had a vagina ballet that intense!"