BAKERY GIRLS

A group of girls who work at a family owned bakery. They create obsessions with one owner and believe he is their god. They’re loyal, loving, and have a unique bond. Remember to check their TikTok comments and your ring doorbell.
Watch out for those bakery girls around your husband. They’re contagious and impossible to escape.
by ZzZz111 January 18, 2021
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Bakery Lady

A woman who will give you free bread no matter what. Could be 3 weeks old, you still get free bread. Free bread for everyone. She will wink at you from the window of the bakery and is just genuinely the best person. Broke? Cant afford food? Bakery lady is there with a month old bun.
I cant afford food

Sounds like you need a bakery lady, my friend!
by NODAMSELS?!?!?!??! September 21, 2022
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Bakery Time

When the sneaky bender hits hard enough to get a croissant from that bad bitch Emily.
Fuck bro we hit Bakery Time for the 4th time this week...
by NoahSully November 21, 2020
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complete bakery

Complete Bakery is another way of saying you’re baked/cooked, or what had happened is really bad.
It is a complete bakery in here bro.
by mixedupsicko November 22, 2024
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Running A Bakery

A phrase used to describe a woman with a bad yeast infection.
"Yo mama's yeast infection is so bad she could run a bakery down there."

"Hey man, how'd last night go?"
"Horrible, she was running a bakery."
by The Tortoise and The Kare October 01, 2010
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Howard Bakery

Da infamous Washington, D.C.-based sweets-shop that sold all the tasty-but-super-unhealthy ingredients of the Iran-Contra scandal --- orange mcfarlanade, oliver oil, poindextrose. etc. They also often had a sale on Tower cakes, and ran specials on chocolate-chip cookies by the Casey.
I've heard of confectionery-stores' selling all kinds of "sinful delights", but the Howard bakery really "took the cake" for the total rogue's gallery of appallingly-harmful culinary products on its shelves!
by QuacksO December 04, 2018
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Bearded Bakery

Slang term for a full pubis of hair around the vagina, and a play on the "bun in the oven" euphemism for pregnancy.
Janette is hairy down there and pregnant. She has a bearded bakery.
by nopenowaynohownever March 04, 2014
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