Bakers dozen

When a baker slips you an extra egg.

Terry slipped me a bakers dozen.

by Adam_nation May 16, 2018

Bakersfield Beat Box

Motor boating of the Butt Cheeks.

That bitch last night begged me for the Bakersfield Beat Box!!!!!!!!!

by Broke4reel September 27, 2019

bakesgiving

1.when you decide to relax ditch work or school and get high as fuck the week of or after thanksgiving .
2. When you off work decide to try some new baking recipes with the fam the week of or after thanksgiving.

Jenny this warehouse job is gonna be here long after we’re dead and gone.They fucked themselves all this week though cause it’s bakesgiving bitch!

Thanksgiving was a stressful disaster I can’t wait to chill next weekend for bakesgiving.

by Casadepussy November 26, 2020

@bakeysro

@bakeysro is such an amazing and friendly person. She has a great personality. Im one of her friends writing this, i want it to be a surprise. I love you so much bae, stay safe and amazing <3

@bakeysro

by @chrs.shine October 9, 2021

Bakers Wife

To be married to someone with the name of Mr. Baker and be a man

Bakers wife is a man

by MoldyTaint6969 November 17, 2021

Bakersfield Grilled Cheese

“U KNO WHEN U PLAY BASKETBALL
OR WORK OUT AN UR BUTT AND
THIGH HAIRS R 2 LONG AN THEY
GET ALL TWISTED UP IN2 A BUNCH
OF GREASY KNOTS 👎 AN THEN
WHEN U SIT DOWN ON THA TOOLET
LATER AN SPREAD UR CHEEKS
ITS LIKE PULLIN APART A NASTY
GRILLED CHEESE SANDWHICH??”
-Skweezy Jibbs

I don’t want to get a Bakersfield Grilled Cheese so I’ll trim my pubes in ur sink

by Big-cock123 April 21, 2022

Jim-Bakes

To be humiliated in front of your bosses' boss.

Employee got Jim-Bakes for not following procedure.

by Jim-Bakes April 20, 2018