Baboon Ass

A condition in which a mans ass ( specifically on or around the butthole ) becomes red and swollen resembling the ass of a Baboon . This unfortunate and painful condition is most often the result of exercise or manual labor on hot humid summer days and is often made worse by the salt found naturally in a man' perspiration. In addition baboon ass can also be brought on by repeated wiping of ones butthole such as in the case of diarhea or the beer shits etc...

OUCH my ass hurts , I must have baboon ass from all that beer and exercise. "Honey can you kiss it better ?"

by chicagogofan February 22, 2010

baboon butter

Thick, mucky black liquid that forms in beads on a court apes head and neck region during physical sporting activities

It's always the small white kids who end up moping the baboon butter off the court during NBA games.

by CoonTastic July 23, 2014

Bahooni

An ugly person with a pretty crappy life

Peanut is a bahooni

by Leeman ski February 3, 2019

Badoodlewacky

People who think something is not as funny as it should be.

In reference to a Jake & Amir sketch:

"Count me in the all "give-me-back-the-old-J&A-y'all" badoodlewacky"

OR

I'm not a badoodlewacker like you, I think that they're still funny as shiatzoo.

by WilliamWin November 22, 2010

baboon swipe

A delicate swipe across the head-RA

She stuck my head in her shirt and gave me a baboon swipe..

by Goins_gone_wild February 26, 2015

bacoonery

When a black-man says something that worships a white women

“I love white women over this negro” response “what is this bacoonery”

by DrUmarEncyclopedia July 25, 2023

Vidal Baboon

An early morning hair style that looks as though a baboon styled your hair while you were asleep.

Wow! It looks like Vidal Baboon visited you in the night.

by WaterNymph March 21, 2009