Bass An instrument often played by wannabes who dont wanna "follow the croud"However, when played properly, the bass adds just as much to a song as a guitar. Part of the bands machine, along with the drumbs.
Murray: Well I call it the dad guitar.. cuz it's more like a "dadadada..I'm your dad..hey Murray!get into the shed and get the mower..do the lawn..dedeeeee"
The word Bass is an abbreviation for, between ass and scrotom sack. It is used for describing the place that no woman should ever see, touch, or smell.