auntie

A desi(south asian) woman who has all of the following characteristics:
1) has a thick desi accent when talking in English
2) talks in English to be cool
3) pinches your cheeks and calls you beta or glares at u and calls u batameez
4) chases people with chappals
5) smells like curry
6) asks you to marry her son the first time you meet her
7) is a fob.

That auntie offered me "ass cream" .. it took me a whole 10 mins to figure out she was referring to ice cream.

After discovering I'm in my last year of medical school, this auntie declared I was going to marry her son.

by AsianPranksta June 25, 2010

ass antler

tattoo appearing just above an ass crack

Her pants are cut so low you can see her ass antlers.

by Dman1 November 8, 2007

Auntie Lolet

A song by D3 in which you take a piece of clothing, hold it up in front of you, and jump up and down singing "I'M AUNTIE LOLET-OLET~!!!!" (She has SBL)

"I hab to brabe de estorm." ~ Auntie Lolet last night.

by BoyBee April 15, 2004

Aunties

Big aunties who chug twisted teas with there stomach hanging out chillin on the Rez hoein around

Ehh cuzhin, your that auntie from last night was wild tuguy

Sippin teas w the aunties cha

by Bannock bum November 10, 2020

Antler Dance

Wild panic, represented by running around with hands in the air. Such panic vaguely looks like an impersonation of a reindeer with antlers, hence the naming of the term. Antler Dancing indicates that a person is extremely worried but not doing anything to fix a problem, just wasting time or performing fruitless activities.

The fire was spreading and people should have grabbed the extinguishers, but everyone was too busy doing the antler dance.

The supervisor's big presentation is due in an hour, but instead of getting it finished, he's just antler dancing.

by SaucyWench May 27, 2016

antlers

to have antlers is to be high. this term originated in the movie grandmas boy. a very funny movie about a video game tester that is a stoner and gets kicked out of his apartment and moves in his grandmas house, highly recomended. anyways, the drug dealer, dante, gets this weed that makes high and think hes a deer and grow antlers

dante: o shit, iv been here for three hours, i gotta go. dood, do i have antlers?
alex: no man, your good
dante: sweet!

grandma's roomate: o, if i had known you were bringing friends, i would have trimmed my antlers

dante: thats terrible
alex:i ya, i kno, he got addicted to hookers
dante: no man, im talkin about the other guy, the guy threw a BONG! u should never throw a bong, kid, ever.
alex: ya, well, anyway, i was wonderin if maby i could crash here for a while
dante: i dono man, i got a buisness to run, this place is my office as well as my home, plus, the lion comes in a couple days
alex: ur getting a lion?
dante: ya, to protect my shit
alex: havent u heard of a dog?
dante: dood, u can get past a dong, NObody fucks with a lion
alex: ya thats true
dante: so wut kind of weed u want? i got the incredible hulk, i got the green monster, i got the bling, the bling bling!
alex: hey, we go thru this every time i come here, i dont care wut its called, i just want a bag of fukkin weed
dante: whoa, chill bro, u kno u cant raise ur voice like that wen the lions here



alex: dood, i want the deer shit, the frankenstein shit,the hulk, the green monster, the bling and the bling bling all in one joint!
dante: no one's ever been brave enough to try that
alex: one man is. roll it
dante: ill smoke it with ya bro, well go to the looney bin togetha, i dont giv a fuck
s few min later
dante: im video taping this shit for scientific research. this shit will b on the discovery channel!!

by ford[408] January 29, 2009

auntie flo

A colloquial expression for a woman's menstrual cycle.

Auntie flo can also be used in limericks, such as here:

There once was an auntie called flo.
She was sexy and red like Bordeaux.
When she met a vibrator,
She said: come back later,
Cuz today I prefer a regular Joe.

by kinkylimerix January 11, 2015